Here’s an an exclusive look at my up coming book, Conquer Everything: Simple Ways to Become Better Than and/or Destroy Everyone Else.
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“Welcome to the first day of the end of your sad, non-conquering life.”
A Story So Sad You Will Barf with Grief. My Story.
Conquer Everything: Table of Contents!
Chapter Excerpt: Conquer Sex! (Learn all three positions!)
Chapter Excerpt: Conquer Old People! (They’re our greatest resource. Let’s burn them for energy!)
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