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<p>No, don&#8217;t run into that shed with the pickaxe and wood-chipper &#8230;</p>
<p><i>Friday the 13th: The Game</i>, due to launch sometime next month, rolled out a trailer for PAX West that showcases more grisly killing scenes set to a rokken-like-Dokken Fiero-mullet 1980s soundtrack.</p>
<p>In it we see Jason Voorhees in his many incarnations — hockey-mask, bag-on-head, decomposed hell-beast, etc. — thin out Crystal Lake&#8217;s population of nubile camp counselors. As the <a target="_blank" href="http://ift.tt/1ftFelI">Russian playwright Anton Chekhov once said</a>, &quot;If in the first act you have hung a pitchfork on the wall, then in the following one it a roaring chainsaw must gnaw through the torso of a twentysomething hunk with a blonde butt cut.&quot;</p>
<p>Otherwise, don&#8217;t put it there.</p>
<p>No word specifically on when <i>Friday the 13th </i>drops. October 2016 contains four Fridays, but they are numbered 7, 14, 21 and 28. Alas.</p>
<p><em>Source: <a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://ift.tt/2bMbcjB">Polygon &#8211;  Xbox One</a></em></p>
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