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<p>F4ns w4nt m0r3 numb3rs, pl34s3</p>
<p>Bungie finally revealed that a sequel to <a href="http://ift.tt/2aofUjV"><em>Destiny</em></a> is on its way, after <a href="http://ift.tt/2k997MO">months of vague promises</a> that a follow-up to the popular shooter was in development. After posters pointing to the game’s September release <a href="http://ift.tt/2nMIVhr">leaked last week</a>, the developer unveiled <a href="http://ift.tt/2o9WxQH">the first image</a> of <a href="http://ift.tt/2nCm6MG"><em>Destiny 2</em></a> — which, to social media’s chagrin, is named <em>Destiny</em><em> 2</em>. </p>
<p>Why is this a problem? Because, according to tons of Twitter-using fans, there’s a much better name for the sequel that was sitting right in front of Bungie’s face this whole time: <em>Des2ny</em>. </p>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en">They shoulda called it Des2ny</p>
<p>— Steve Kim (@Fobwashed) <a href="https://twitter.com/Fobwashed/status/846407843473338368">March 27, 2017</a>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en">My only take on Destiny 2 is they should have called it Des2ny.</p>
<p>— Damn Silly (@AndyCMills) <a href="https://twitter.com/AndyCMills/status/846408228623863808">March 27, 2017</a>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en">Should have been Des2ny</p>
<p>— Alex Calvin (@_AlexCalvin) <a href="https://twitter.com/_AlexCalvin/status/846407418615648256">March 27, 2017</a>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en">Should have called it Des2ny. Fucked it. <a href="https://t.co/QWgossCwpa">https://t.co/QWgossCwpa</a></p>
<p>— Christian Doyle (@SamuraiRabbit) <a href="https://twitter.com/SamuraiRabbit/status/846408288216473600">March 27, 2017</a>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en">Seems like people are upset it isn&#8217;t called <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Des2ny?src=hash">#Des2ny</a></p>
<p>— WhiteSilhouette (@WhiteSilhouette) <a href="https://twitter.com/WhiteSilhouette/status/846408863532236801">March 27, 2017</a>
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<p>If Bungie were so inclined, it could have even gone with the classier Roman numerals, per this suggestion:</p>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en"><a href="https://twitter.com/SamitSarkar">@SamitSarkar</a> Should have called it DestIIny.</p>
<p>— Steve McPherson (@steventurous) <a href="https://twitter.com/steventurous/status/846410579132780544">March 27, 2017</a>
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<p>Considering that it’s both a gimmicky, goofy name and would likely be pronounced “Destoony,” it’s not surprising that Bungie didn’t go with that much catchier title. But it’s obvious that <em>Destiny 2</em> isn’t the most creative name the studio could have chosen for the hotly anticipated sequel, so Twitter is picking up Bungie’s slack.</p>
<p>We’re also fans of these other alternative names, especially the genius <em>Destiny’s Child</em>. (Get it? If not, please familiarize yourself with this video and then come back.)</p>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en">Great Destiny Sequel names</p>
<p>Destiny&#8217;s Child<br />Destiny: The Two Towers<br />Des2ny<br />Destiny II<br />Destiny: Time to Explain</p>
<p>— Goggles(HVC) (@Gawghels) <a href="https://twitter.com/Gawghels/status/845282627229814784">March 24, 2017</a>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en">DestiNi &#8230; Ni is Japanese for two. </p>
<p>&#8230; please think I&#8217;m cool.</p>
<p>— Jeffrey Grubb (@JeffGrubb) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffGrubb/status/846415782175133696">March 27, 2017</a>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en">I would&#8217;ve gone with Dostiny but ok <a href="https://t.co/VZ8rehfYFz">https://t.co/VZ8rehfYFz</a></p>
<p>— Michael McWhertor (@MikeMcWhertor) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeMcWhertor/status/846409575481847808">March 27, 2017</a>
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<p>The very last one here is particularly inspired:</p>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="und"><a href="https://t.co/IROYPc0gE5">http://pic.twitter.com/IROYPc0gE5</a></p>
<p>— Seria Mau Genlicher (@kshipwhitecat) <a href="https://twitter.com/kshipwhitecat/status/846411911683964928">March 27, 2017</a>
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<p>Bungie isn’t the only developer to miss this golden naming opportunity. Nintendo is also at fault for not calling <a href="http://ift.tt/2nrUdqj"><em>Splatoon 2</em></a> the much more styling <em>Spla2n</em>. </p>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en">They should have called it Spla2n. Or SplaTwooon</p>
<p>— Alx Preston (@HeartMachineZ) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeartMachineZ/status/845777501959839745">March 25, 2017</a>
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<p>2017’s latest trend may just be an unquenched thirst for obvious puns. There’s still plenty of time left for at least one studio to get it right this year, however — but we’ll continue to be frustrated by the <em>Des2ny</em>, <em>Spla2n </em>and <em>Middle-earth: Shadow of 2dor</em> that could have been. </p>
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<p dir="ltr" lang="en">2003: ugh, putting numbers in titles is the absolute worst<br />2017: WHY DIDNT THEY CALL IT SHADOW OF 2DOR!!!</p>
<p>— Matt Kessler (@MattBodega) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattBodega/status/846409068520472577">March 27, 2017</a>
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<p><em>Source: <a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://ift.tt/2oa2XiZ">Polygon &#8211;  Full</a></em></div>
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