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<p>The devil makes work for idle hands, and in the case of Twitter user <a class="external" href="https://twitter.com/november17">@november17</a>, that involves painstakingly removing Mario&#8217;s facial hair for kicks.</p>
<p>A quite innocent use of spare time you might assume, but when the resultant image was posted on Twitter, things went a bit <em>sideways</em>.</p>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><span lang="en" dir="ltr">Shaved Mario <a href="https://t.co/JyfAHLC5oZ">pic.twitter.com/JyfAHLC5oZ</a></span>— Give me liberty or give me donuts (@november17) <a href="https://twitter.com/november17/status/995513267375177730?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 13, 2018</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>The post has &#8211; at the time of writing &#8211; been retweeted more than 52,000 times and (for some reason) has over 160,000 likes. Why isn&#8217;t there a <em>dislike</em> button?</p>
<p>As you might expect, this nightmarish vision has attracted thousands of comments too, with some Twitter users struggling to hide their disgust while drawing some worrying comparisons at the same time:</p>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><span lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. <a href="https://t.co/c8yvcnaepO">https://t.co/c8yvcnaepO</a></span>— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) <a href="https://twitter.com/Charalanahzard/status/995552108631023617?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 13, 2018</a></p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><span lang="und" dir="ltr"> <a href="https://t.co/AGL4ekkGOU">pic.twitter.com/AGL4ekkGOU</a></span>— James Wilcox (@James_Librarian) <a href="https://twitter.com/James_Librarian/status/995546663530913797?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 13, 2018</a></p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><span lang="und" dir="ltr"> <a href="https://t.co/SK1ZymRjAm">pic.twitter.com/SK1ZymRjAm</a></span>— flor🐥 (@sakawunibunga) <a href="https://twitter.com/sakawunibunga/status/995608431053586432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 13, 2018</a></p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><span lang="und" dir="ltr">🤔 <a href="https://t.co/tOhkaNKw5i">pic.twitter.com/tOhkaNKw5i</a></span>— .01¢ (@pennycoladaa) <a href="https://twitter.com/pennycoladaa/status/995765225944113153?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 13, 2018</a></p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><span lang="en" dir="ltr">More convincing than Superman sans tache  in Justice League</span>— Syd Penfold (@dooleys73) <a href="https://twitter.com/dooleys73/status/995611641864708097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 13, 2018</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>This has to be the best reaction image, though.</p>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><span lang="und" dir="ltr"> <a href="https://t.co/blOCBcMvmh">pic.twitter.com/blOCBcMvmh</a></span>— ▪️ (@yonsumiso) <a href="https://twitter.com/yonsumiso/status/995583789316431872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 13, 2018</a></p></blockquote>
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<p><em>Source: <a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2018/05/weirdness_someone_shaved_marios_face_and_the_internet_cannot_cope">Nintendo Life</a></em></p>
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