<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Grinding Down]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://grindingdown.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Paul]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/author/mylifecomics/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[There are some who call me&#8230;Ding!&nbsp;Expert]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="920" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2010/05/12/there-are-some-who-call-me-ding-expert/borderlandsding20/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/borderlandsding20.jpg" data-orig-size="800,413" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="borderlandsding20" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/borderlandsding20.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/borderlandsding20.jpg?w=800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-920" title="borderlandsding20" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/borderlandsding20.jpg?w=500&#038;h=258" alt="" width="500" height="258" srcset="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/borderlandsding20.jpg?w=500&amp;h=258 500w, https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/borderlandsding20.jpg?w=150&amp;h=77 150w, https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/borderlandsding20.jpg?w=300&amp;h=155 300w, https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/borderlandsding20.jpg?w=768&amp;h=396 768w, https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/borderlandsding20.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<p>Been taking care of business in <strong>Borderlands</strong> as of late. And by that I mean&#8230;uh, shooting things in the face, grabbing a variety of loot, and leveling up. My soldier character is now an assault rifle-wielding LV. 21 maniac. He also enjoys watching daytime soap operas and Pandora sunsets. Don&#8217;t judge him so quickly just because he likes to yell things like &#8220;Critical, bitch!&#8221; and &#8220;Critical, biatch!&#8221; when scoring a critical hit. He&#8217;s actually a teddy bear.</p>
<p>Anyways, at this point, I&#8217;ve now taken down Sledge and unlocked fast travel. Thank the mighty stars on that latter account. <a href="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/baby-you-can-drive-my-car-in-borderlands-cause-i-dont-want-to/">I <em>really</em> hate driving in the game,</a> and walking some of these distances to and fro is just not feasible. So yeah, fast travel. Woo. At least this time it was earned <em>::cough cough</em> <strong>Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion</strong> <em>cough::</em> and now I can head back to the Arid Badlands to finish up some other sidequests before getting deeper into the story. If there <em>is</em> a story. Oh snap.</p>
<p>I unlocked five Achievements last night, but here&#8217;s the ones I liked the most out of &#8217;em:</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="921" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2010/05/12/there-are-some-who-call-me-ding-expert/12days/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/12days.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="12days" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/12days.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/12days.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-921" title="12days" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/12days.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>12 Days of Pandora</strong> (30G): Mastered the technology of Pandora</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="922" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2010/05/12/there-are-some-who-call-me-ding-expert/callmetim/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/callmetim.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="callmetim" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/callmetim.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/callmetim.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-922" title="callmetim" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/callmetim.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>There are some who call me&#8230;Time</strong> (25G): Equipped a class mod for your character</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="923" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2010/05/12/there-are-some-who-call-me-ding-expert/dingexpert/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/dingexpert.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="dingexpert" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/dingexpert.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/dingexpert.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-923" title="dingexpert" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/dingexpert.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>Ding! Expert</strong> (20G): Earned level 20</p>
<p>That <strong>12 Days of Pandora</strong> Achievement is a bit random, but that&#8217;s okay. Basically, you had to kill a bunch of enemies in a number of different fashions, and when I checked on it&#8217;s status it said I only needed to melt one more face to get it. So I switched out my self-healing grenades with a corrosive mod and chucked a few into a group bandits. They were puddles of goo before they even knew I was there. Muhahaha. Ahem.</p>
<p>Also, my class mod regenerates ammunition. That&#8217;s freaking sick.</p>
<p><strong>Borderlands</strong> really does take some levels to get going. It definitely becomes much more fun when you&#8217;ve increased your inventory a bit, opened up your character&#8217;s action skill, and found some weapons you really like. However, as I&#8217;m still playing it solo, there&#8217;s been a bunch of opportunities that are clearly better suited for a co-op game, such as the boss battle with Sledge. It&#8217;s a bit lonely on Pandora. Maybe I can convince Tara to play some split-screen co-op with me&#8230;</p>
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