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<p>I needed a little distraction last night. Nothing too involving, nothing too counteractive. Just <em>something.</em> And so, bring on the <strong>UNO</strong>. It&#8217;s one of my favorite games to play before bed. Between the light jazzy background music and simple&#8211;if addicting&#8211;game mechanics, my eyes begin to droop after a few rounds. This is a good thing; this is what I want. What I&#8217;m saying is that I don&#8217;t play the game to become King of the Mountain.</p>
<p>So, when I unlocked the following Achievement last night, I couldn&#8217;t help but feel like an impostor:</p>
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<strong>Devotee</strong> (25G): Win 40 games of UNO®.</p>
<p>I bought <strong>UNO</strong> in June 2009. It is now June 2010. A true devotee would&#8217;ve won 40 games in maybe that first month alone. Me? Took a year. My player stats currently say this:</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Wins:</span> 40<br />
<span style="text-decoration:underline;">Losses:</span> 79</p>
<p>Ouchie. Well, not really. A lot of <strong>UNO</strong> is luck, with a pinch of planning and strategy. So, you win some, you lose some. Achievement-wise, all I have left is to win 10 games of <strong>UNO</strong> over Xbox Live. I believe, at this point, I&#8217;ve won three. In short, I have some grinding to do in that fashion, but it&#8217;s okay. A game or two here before bed can surely help (me fall asleep). Just hope it doesn&#8217;t take me another year to accomplish this; I only have a month of Gold access at the moment.</p>
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