<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Grinding Down]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://grindingdown.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Paul]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/author/mylifecomics/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The afterlife better not be like&nbsp;this]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="1185" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2010/07/23/the-afterlife-better-not-be-like-this/limbo002/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/limbo002.jpg" data-orig-size="620,349" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="limbo002" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/limbo002.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/limbo002.jpg?w=620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1185" title="limbo002" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/limbo002.jpg?w=500&#038;h=281" alt="" width="500" height="281" srcset="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/limbo002.jpg?w=500&amp;h=281 500w, https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/limbo002.jpg?w=150&amp;h=84 150w, https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/limbo002.jpg?w=300&amp;h=169 300w, https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/limbo002.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<p>I&#8217;m stuck in <strong>Limbo</strong>.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s both a funny, commonplace phrase for us Catholics, as well as my current state of progress within the XBLA downloadable platformer of the same name. I won a free copy of it yesterday and was very excited to sit down and play before going to bed. However, maybe playing this kind of game before bed isn&#8217;t the best idea; it&#8217;s depressing and dark, hollow and haunting, a sick trip into the unsafe bowels of <em>somewhere,</em> and the only way to get that creepy spider out of my brain was to wash this experience down with some light-hearted <strong>UNO</strong> afterwards.</p>
<p>I won two games, and lost the third to some twittery brat&#8230;if you were curious.</p>
<p>Right. So, <strong>Limbo</strong>. It&#8217;s beyond creepy, and it sucks you right in, and before you know it, you&#8217;re walking through a soundless world, unsure of what&#8217;s next, falling into bear traps and pitfalls and the clutches of one particularly evil spider. It looks fantastic and mesmerizing; however, all previous complaints about the lack of storytelling ring true. I ended up staring at the opening screen for a good five minutes before I realized, oh, hey, I&#8217;m in control of the character now. But why am I in control of the silhouette boy with white eyes? <em>::shrugs::</em> A glimpse at the description box from the download menu clues me in that I&#8217;m searching for my lost sister, but the game itself tells us nothing.</p>
<p>I have to believe though that the game&#8217;s developers are fans of <a href="http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/"><strong>I Wanna be the Guy,</strong> a game that is as masochistic as it gets.</a> In <strong>IWBTG</strong>, players meet untimely&#8211;and timely&#8211;deaths just by doing as they&#8217;ve been trained to do for years. They will jump from platform to platform only to get destroyed by a falling block of spikes that falls the moment you land on the platform. The game is designed to mess with our heads, as well as undo everything we&#8217;ve ever learned about the platformer genre. <strong>Limbo</strong> is cut from the same cloth, and you&#8217;ll have to <em>die</em> to figure out how to survive the harsh underworld and all its peril. Which breaks my heart because there&#8217;s an Achievement tied to beating the game in one sitting with five or less deaths; I stopped counting around death #20, and so I must just give up all hope on ever getting that one. <a href="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2010/01/05/death-to-death-achievements/">I hate death-themed Achievements, remember?</a> Other Achievements seem to rely on the main character finding eggs and then breaking them. Here&#8217;s the two I got so far:</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="1186" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2010/07/23/the-afterlife-better-not-be-like-this/wrongway/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/wrongway.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="wrongway" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/wrongway.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/wrongway.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1186" title="wrongway" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/wrongway.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>Wrong Way</strong> (5G): That&#8217;s not right</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="1187" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2010/07/23/the-afterlife-better-not-be-like-this/altitude/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/altitude.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="altitude" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/altitude.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/altitude.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1187" title="altitude" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/altitude.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>Altitude is attitude</strong> (5G): Exploration off the ground</p>
<p>No real explanation for this egg thingy, but if I was to speculate, it&#8217;d have something to do with a giant chicken kidnapping his sister and this is his bit-by-bit revenge plan. Again, you kind of have no story here so it&#8217;s free game to make it all up yourself.</p>
<p>I probably played for a little over an hour last night, and ended up getting stuck at one part. There&#8217;s a worm that drops onto your head and messes up how you steer the boy, and I can&#8217;t for the life of me figure out how to get rid of it; the mind-controlling parasite keeps walking me straight into a death-pit. Will have to give it some time, as I&#8217;m sure the answer is right there before me. Trial and error is your best guide.</p>
<p>Either way, it&#8217;s hard not to love <strong>Limbo</strong> for its art style alone. The stark blacks and whites&#8211;and soft, misty grays in the background&#8211;really bring about an atmosphere unlike any other game. Sure, it&#8217;s depressing as all gets, and the lack of music might drive some gamers nuts, but I found myself really immersed. Especially when some items in the foreground block your vision of the boy; I will actually lean forward in my chair, trying to get a better view, as if that&#8217;s even possible.</p>
<p>Alas, I won&#8217;t be able to play again until the end of the weekend.</p>
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