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<p>Attention fans of monsters and monster-collecting!</p>
<p><a href="http://firsthour.net/half-hour-handheld/dragon-quest-monsters-joker">My review of the first thirty minutes of </a><strong><a href="http://firsthour.net/half-hour-handheld/dragon-quest-monsters-joker">Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker</a></strong><a href="http://firsthour.net/half-hour-handheld/dragon-quest-monsters-joker"> is now up over at <strong>The First Hour</strong>.</a> Do check it out, as well as click the link on minute #30 to get the full impact of the loss of my goo friend Blues.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not a terribly long experience, the review, but that has to do with the fact that the game&#8217;s opening is basically &#8220;run up a mountain and grind monsters to a pulp.&#8221; I&#8217;ve gone a little further since then, getting a platypunk onto my team and equipping everyone with better weapons; however, still haven&#8217;t made it through that cave. I&#8217;ll be sure to sing it loud and proud the moment Hodor and Team Dream Beam make it to the mountaintop. Until then, heroes!</p>
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