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<p>In my early high school years, my mom and I would often go to the shopping mall together, splitting up for a little bit after doing whatever it was we were initially there to do. This usually meant her going off to Macy&#8217;s or somewhere like it to peruse for jewelry or clothes or smelly stuff, and I headed for the videogame store. Which, for the longest while, was actually Electronics Boutique (EBX to those down with the abbreviations). Or Funcoland. One of those. Definitely no GameStops then.</p>
<p>Either way, she had her time, and I had mine, and we always picked out a specific place to meet up at when we were done, which was usually in front of the Friendly&#8217;s; remember, this was before cell phones and such, so planning was key. I generally found what game I was looking for lickety-split and would hurry back to our meeting spot, take a seat next to the escalators, and promptly devour my newest game&#8217;s manual page by page, word by word, occasionally glancing at my surroundings. More often than not, she&#8217;d surprise me as I&#8217;d be so engrossed in <em>learning</em> that I couldn&#8217;t both learn and look around at the same time.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s kind of what I remember the most about <strong>Robo Pit</strong>, a &#8220;build your own robot from scrap parts&#8221; fighting game for the PlayStation. Not playing the game or even enjoying it, but sitting in the mall, reading about it and waiting for my mother. It&#8217;s a striking memory, full of white tile, plastic-green foliage, and feet dangling.</p>
<p><strong>Robo Pit</strong> was a game about scraps. Each time your little robot would win a fight, you got to take a part of the defeated bot with you, adding it to your inventory of construction parts. When you&#8217;re ready to make a robot, you start out with slim pickings, choosing a body type and color. And it&#8217;s not all cosmetic&#8211;each body type has different stats for Power, Weight, and Defense. Throw on some cartoony eyes, a couple of arms (spears, crossbows, and other weaponry are acceptable substitutions), a pair of legs, and your creation is off to battle in the pit, for glory and growing. And the list of enemies numbers in the hundreds, many with fear-striking names like Taxiderm, Bigmouth, Sorbet, and Pain Bot. Some challengers are labeled as &#8220;special robots,&#8221; which basically means you get to take a part of their body after they are defeated. And those were the reasons to play, to get crazier arm-based weaponry, like scythes and boomerangs. I&#8217;ve always had a penchant for creating beings,<a href="http://mylifecomics.wordpress.com/2008/09/15/survival-of-the-unfit-in-spore-creatures/"> as evidenced in my time with <strong>Spore Creatures</strong>;</a> it certainly did not start with <strong>Robo Pit</strong>, but it was definitely a footprint along the path of life.</p>
<p>Looking back, <strong>Robo Pit</strong>&#8216;s not a great game. It&#8217;s formulaic and bland, with uninteresting arenas to battle in, button-mashing combat, little-to-no music, and strange, unexplainable happenings, like robots flying straight up into the sky when being killed as if a rocket exploded in their butt. I traded it in, and I can&#8217;t imagine what amount of store credit it earned me. Surely less than $5.00. But it&#8217;s something I hold as special. It&#8217;s a game I held in my hands while I waited for my mom to take me home. It reminds me to keep waiting.</p>
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<p><em>GAMES I REGRET PARTING WITH is a regular feature here at Grinding Down where I reminisce about videogames I either sold or traded in when I was young and dumb. To read up on other games I parted with, <a href="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/category/games-i-regret/">follow the tag.</a></em></p>
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