<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Grinding Down]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://grindingdown.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Paul]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/author/mylifecomics/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Achievements of the Week – The Beyond the Wall of Violent Sword Melody&nbsp;Edition]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="3554" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/achievements-of-the-week-the-beyond-the-wall-of-violent-sword-melody-edition/aotw-trials_evolution_e3_screenshot_1/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/aotw-trials_evolution_e3_screenshot_1.jpg" data-orig-size="500,330" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="aotw trials_evolution_e3_screenshot_1" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/aotw-trials_evolution_e3_screenshot_1.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/aotw-trials_evolution_e3_screenshot_1.jpg?w=500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3554" title="aotw trials_evolution_e3_screenshot_1" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/aotw-trials_evolution_e3_screenshot_1.jpg?w=500&#038;h=330" alt="" width="500" height="330" srcset="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/aotw-trials_evolution_e3_screenshot_1.jpg 500w, https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/aotw-trials_evolution_e3_screenshot_1.jpg?w=150&amp;h=99 150w, https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/aotw-trials_evolution_e3_screenshot_1.jpg?w=300&amp;h=198 300w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<p>And that&#8217;s been&#8230;yet another week. If one isn&#8217;t paying close attention, these things really blur by. Seven days, one after the other, rapid fire. For instance, I didn&#8217;t even remember that I played <em>a ton</em> of <strong>Bulletstorm</strong> last Sunday, <a href="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2012/04/16/2012-game-review-haiku-11-bulletstorm/">completing the game fully,</a> until I began to put this list together. My mind has been <a href="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2012/04/16/fez-a-shift-in-perspective/">most things <strong>Fez</strong>-related,</a> with a pinch of <strong>Trials Evolution</strong> to boot last night, with little room to spare as the wife and I creep closer to <a href="http://www.moccany.org/content/mocca-festival">MoCCA Festival</a> next week.</p>
<p>All right, here are Achievements I unlocked that I liked the most from the week that was.</p>
<h3>From Fez&#8230;</h3>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="3555" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/achievements-of-the-week-the-beyond-the-wall-of-violent-sword-melody-edition/fez-mightier-than-the-sword-ach/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/fez-mightier-than-the-sword-ach.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="fez mightier than the sword ach" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/fez-mightier-than-the-sword-ach.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/fez-mightier-than-the-sword-ach.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3555" title="fez mightier than the sword ach" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/fez-mightier-than-the-sword-ach.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>Mightier than the sword</strong> (10G): A cube for writing.</p>
<p>I couldn&#8217;t tell you how I got this. Not because it&#8217;s really spoilery, but because after going through so many levels within levels <em>within</em> levels and finding numerous secrets and cube bits and getting lost in the music and cryptic hieroglyphics&#8230;I just don&#8217;t remember. But there&#8217;s a strange artifact in my inventory, and so I must have gotten it at some point. Yeah.</p>
<h3>From Bulletstorm&#8230;</h3>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="3559" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/achievements-of-the-week-the-beyond-the-wall-of-violent-sword-melody-edition/bulletstorm-armed-and-dangerous-ach/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-armed-and-dangerous-ach.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="bulletstorm armed and dangerous ach" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-armed-and-dangerous-ach.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-armed-and-dangerous-ach.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3559" title="bulletstorm armed and dangerous ach" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-armed-and-dangerous-ach.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>Armed and dangerous</strong> (15G): Grow as a person, experience betrayal. Again.</p>
<p>Amusing Achievement art.</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="3560" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/achievements-of-the-week-the-beyond-the-wall-of-violent-sword-melody-edition/bulletstorm-space-pirate-ach/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-space-pirate-ach.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="bulletstorm space pirate ach" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-space-pirate-ach.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-space-pirate-ach.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3560" title="bulletstorm space pirate ach" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-space-pirate-ach.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>Space Pirate</strong> (10G): Drink at least 20 bottles of Nom Juice in the Single Player Campaign</p>
<p>I used to get drunk a lot. It was a coping thing, a way to pass the time, a way to fall asleep. I don&#8217;t really drink anymore, and if I do, I nurse the heck out of the drink until it is lukewarm and feeling uncomfortable. But getting drunk in videogames can be fun, and in <strong>Bulletstorm</strong>, it also earns you extra points to your skillshots. Gulp another bottle down and unleash that leash.</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="3561" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/achievements-of-the-week-the-beyond-the-wall-of-violent-sword-melody-edition/bulletstorm-violent-melody-ach/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-violent-melody-ach.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="bulletstorm violent melody ach" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-violent-melody-ach.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-violent-melody-ach.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3561" title="bulletstorm violent melody ach" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bulletstorm-violent-melody-ach.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>Violent Melody</strong> (30G): Complete the Campaign on Normal Difficulty</p>
<h3>From Trails Evolution&#8230;</h3>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="3556" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/achievements-of-the-week-the-beyond-the-wall-of-violent-sword-melody-edition/trails-ev-no-problemo-ach/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-no-problemo-ach.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="trails ev no problemo ach" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-no-problemo-ach.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-no-problemo-ach.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3556" title="trails ev no problemo ach" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-no-problemo-ach.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>No Problemo</strong> (10G): Pass the D License Test and get your first bike.</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="3557" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/achievements-of-the-week-the-beyond-the-wall-of-violent-sword-melody-edition/trails-ev-beyond-wall-of-pain-ach/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-beyond-wall-of-pain-ach.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="trails ev beyond wall of pain ach" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-beyond-wall-of-pain-ach.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-beyond-wall-of-pain-ach.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3557" title="trails ev beyond wall of pain ach" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-beyond-wall-of-pain-ach.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>Beyond the Wall of Pain</strong> (10G): Smash your bike and break every bone in one spectacular crash.</p>
<p>I missed a ramp and fell on a&#8230;landmine. <em>Ka-blooie!</em></p>
<p><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="3558" data-permalink="https://grindingdown.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/achievements-of-the-week-the-beyond-the-wall-of-violent-sword-melody-edition/trails-ev-community-spirit-ach/" data-orig-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-community-spirit-ach.jpg" data-orig-size="64,64" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="trails ev community spirit ach" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-community-spirit-ach.jpg?w=64" data-large-file="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-community-spirit-ach.jpg?w=64" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3558" title="trails ev community spirit ach" src="https://grindingdown.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/trails-ev-community-spirit-ach.jpg?w=64&#038;h=64" alt="" width="64" height="64" /><br />
<strong>Community Spirit</strong> (20G): Post a time on another player&#8217;s custom created track.</p>
<p>&#8212;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m almost positive I&#8217;ll be playing more <strong>Fez</strong> and <strong>Trials Evolution</strong> this weekend&#8211;and almost no more <strong>Bulletstorm</strong>&#8211;so that&#8217;s where you can expect Achievements to pop for next week. Only, uh, there won&#8217;t be an Achievements of the Week next Friday because I&#8217;ll be heading into New York City for the MoCCA weekend. So we&#8217;ll play major catch-up in fourteen days.</p>
<p>Until then, tell me about your favorite Achievement from the last week of gaming. Do it.</p>
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