<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Ultimate Cockblock]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/kate-moss-beth-ditto.jpg" title="kate-moss-beth-ditto.jpg"></a>Behold, the toughest pickup challenge ever:</p>
<p><a href="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/kate-moss-beth-ditto.jpg" title="kate-moss-beth-ditto.jpg"><img src="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/kate-moss-beth-ditto.jpg" alt="kate-moss-beth-ditto.jpg" /></a><br />
<em>I sleep in a piano!</em></p>
<p>Two morbidly obese cockblocks.  One cokehead supermodel.  All three on the move.</p>
<p>Think you got what it takes to number close Kate Moss?  (the <a target="_blank" href="http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/kate_moss_has_fat_friends.php">commenters</a> are hilarious)</p>
<p>The BBW on the right sings for <a target="_blank" href="http://www.myspace.com/gossipband">this band</a>.  The music isn&#8217;t bad.  When I close my eyes tight and listen I can feel myself falling in love with her.</p>
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