<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[You Know Your Metrosexualization is Complete&nbsp;When]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Your friend leaves this voicemail for you:</p>
<blockquote><p>yeah, lemme guess, you&#8217;re at a sidewalk cafe, a little table, watching people walk back and forth, having a croissant or quiche, drinking some imported beer and making snide comments.</p></blockquote>
<p>and you were, in fact, doing exactly that.<br />
<em>my hair is windblown indoors!</em></p>
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