<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[One Year Anniversary: Greatest&nbsp;Hits]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>There have been some new <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">sadomasochists</span> readers here at the chateau lately, so I figured it would be helpful to acclimate them to the chateau&#8217;s delights with links to personal and fan favorite posts. (Plus, I forget what I write about five minutes after I write it, so this is a way for me to explore my mental state at various times this past year.)</p>
<p>My very first post on April 9, 2007: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/04/09/endless-dating/" target="_self">Endless Dating</a></p>
<p>Not one of my best efforts, but being the first I include it as a matter of curiosity.</p>
<p>The very next two posts happened to be two of my best:</p>
<p><a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/how-to-win-back-an-ex-girlfriend/" target="_self">How To Win Back An Ex-Girlfriend</a></p>
<p><a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/04/11/excerpt-from-the-book-of-alpha/" target="_self">Excerpt From The Book Of Alpha</a></p>
<p>Check out the comments which are chock full of valuable info.</p>
<p>A funny post that got me a date with a cat fancier: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/04/26/game-as-told-by-the-lolcats/" target="_self">LolCat Game</a></p>
<p>Me being creative: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/04/27/profiles-in-scintillating-conversation/" target="_self">Profiles in Scintillating Conversation</a></p>
<p>The scripture of this blog summed up in one post: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/05/07/dc-truth-day/" target="_self">Truth Day</a></p>
<p>An attempt to calculate the odds of a girl flaking: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/05/22/flake-odds-point-system/" target="_self">Flake Odds Point System</a></p>
<p>A real life pickup story from the underground biography: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/05/23/the-bachelor-party/" target="_self">The Bachelor Party</a></p>
<p>Judging a woman by her cover (this post caught the eyes of the Wonkette crew): <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/she-eats-her-peas-one-at-a-time/" target="_self">She Eats Her Peas One At A Time</a></p>
<p>My most viewed post (must be a lot of Dennis Kucinich fans out there): <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/06/07/dennis-kucinich-alpha-male/" target="_self">Dennis Kucinich: Alpha Male</a></p>
<p>My third most viewed post, and one I had to work hard to collect the data for: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/06/12/a-quick-and-dirty-dating-guide-to-foreign-girls/" target="_self">A Quick And Dirty Dating Guide To Foreign Girls</a></p>
<p>Dealing with a girl&#8217;s <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/06/20/im-saving-myself-for-an-asshole/" target="_self">last minute resistance</a>.</p>
<p>I give my future kids the lowdown: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/06/27/an-open-letter-to-my-hypothetical-future-kids/" target="_self">An Open Letter To My Hypothetical Future Kids</a></p>
<p>My thoughts on <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/07/06/love/" target="_self">love</a> and <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/07/03/underwear-party/" target="_self">underwear parties</a>.</p>
<p>This post generated a lot of anger and self-serving platitudes: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/07/23/from-kitten-to-cougar/" target="_self">From Kitten To Cougar</a></p>
<p>I enjoy rubbing the <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/07/26/scenes-from-the-sexual-market/" target="_self">ugly side of life</a> into the faces of the pretty lies crowd.</p>
<p>How <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/07/30/woman-hating-betas/" target="_self">bitter woman-hating betas</a> are created.</p>
<p>Omegas and betas welcome their <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/08/17/sexbots/" target="_self">sexbot</a> overlords.</p>
<p>Despite claims that it&#8217;s the intelligence and imagination two people bring to bed that makes for better sex, it&#8217;s the <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/08/30/hotter-women-better-sex/" target="_self">hotness of the woman</a> that really counts.</p>
<p><a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/get-off-me/" target="_self">Pushing a girl away</a> will trigger her attraction for you.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/09/10/players-pop-quiz/" target="_self">many ways to answer a girl</a> when she asks you if you think she&#8217;s fat.</p>
<p>Second in a series of my popular <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/09/14/girlfriend-or-fling-2/" target="_self">girlfriend or fling</a> posts.</p>
<p>My experience with something unnatural: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/09/21/fake-tits/" target="_self">Fake Tits</a></p>
<p>Getting our terms straight: Defining <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/09/19/defining-the-alpha-male/" target="_self">The Alpha Male</a> and <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/09/27/defining-the-alpha-female/" target="_self">The Alpha Female</a></p>
<p>My second most viewed post, and one that caused a lot of consternation among lawyers. Again, this information required much time spent in the field collecting data. Like Jesus Christ, I suffer to enlighten my readers: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/what-a-girls-job-tells-you/" target="_self">What A Girl&#8217;s Job Tells You</a></p>
<p>I channeled Tyler Durden in <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/10/16/this-is-your-life/" target="_self">this post</a>. I must have been tripping.</p>
<p>Need to know what your chances are of landing your dream lover? Then check out my masterpieces and tally up your score: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/10/19/dating-market-value/" target="_self">Dating Market Value For Men</a> and <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/10/23/dating-market-value-for-women/" target="_self">For Women</a></p>
<p>A sad story from my life that contributed to making me the charming devil I am today: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/10/25/dodged-the-same-bullet-twice/" target="_self">Dodged The Same Bullet Twice</a></p>
<p><a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/10/28/best-costume-ever/" target="_self">Best Halloween Costume Ever</a></p>
<p>My experience with <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/10/31/interracial-loving/" target="_self">jungle fever</a>.</p>
<p>My <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/11/02/i-cant-make-this-shit-up/" target="_self">anti-lawyer screed</a>. I&#8217;m really proud of this post.</p>
<p>The things I will do for a girl if I really like her: <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/11/08/litmus-test/" target="_self">Litmus Test</a></p>
<p>Always date at least <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/11/14/dont-stop-thinking-about-the-next-girl/" target="_self">two girls at once</a>.</p>
<p>A very in-depth analysis of proper alpha <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/11/20/body-language/" target="_self">body language</a>.</p>
<p>A woman&#8217;s <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/11/29/number-one-asset/" target="_self">number one asset</a>. Care to guess what it is?</p>
<p>The <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/sweetness/" target="_self">sweetness</a> of robbing a girl of the satisfaction of dumping you.</p>
<p>A critical component of game is getting <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/12/19/compliance/" target="_self">compliance</a> from a girl.</p>
<p>A fine list of <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/01/02/grabbing-2008-by-the-zeroes/" target="_self">maxims</a>.</p>
<p>My manifesto <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/dont-get-married/" target="_self">against marriage</a>.</p>
<p>Cockblocked by <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/my-weird-scientology-date/" target="_self">Scientology</a>.</p>
<p>This post on the sex appeal of <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/32-vs-21/" target="_self">younger vs older women</a> cause much wailing and gnashing of teeth and probably cost me a few hookups through the blog. But I have to stay true to my art.</p>
<p>A ripping good yarn about my time dating <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/02/01/take-the-midnight-tran/" target="_self">a woman I feared was a tranny</a>.</p>
<p>As a connoisseur of young cooch, <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/top-two-rules-for-dating-younger-women/" target="_self">these two</a> <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/02/08/further-thoughts-on-dating-younger-women/" target="_self">posts</a> present rules for dealing with dating younger women.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t say I&#8217;m not a giver. Here&#8217;s my post on <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/game-for-girls/" target="_self">game for girls</a>.</p>
<p>A man&#8217;s <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/03/04/state-of-mind/" target="_self">state of mind</a> is the most important thing for determining how much pussy he gets.</p>
<p>I discuss how <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/obesity-to-blame-for-game/" target="_self">fat women distort the dating market</a> and create players.</p>
<p><a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/03/21/when-a-girl-needs-an-asshole/" target="_self">Girls love assholes</a> &#8211; news at 11.</p>
<p>Guarantee a healthy relationship with the <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/dread/" target="_self">fear of loss</a>.</p>
<p>This was the <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/04/01/visualizing-beta/" target="_self">number one commented post</a>. Betas are hip.</p>
<p><a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/04/07/the-perfect-woman/" target="_self">The perfect woman</a>. (Hint: that cropped pic wasn&#8217;t randomly chosen.)</p>
<p>Looking forward, I intend to steer this blog in a fresh direction while staying true to the core mission statement. Change is good.</p>
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