<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Mono Game]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/therobot.jpg"></a>Zeets the Throwback Barbarian told me about a situation he had with his date.</p>
<p>Zeets: So the date is going well&#8230;</p>
<p>Me: Some makeouts?</p>
<p>Zeets: We were about to kiss but then I stopped her and told her I had mono and I didn&#8217;t want her to catch it. I said it should only be one more week then we would kiss.<a href="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/therobot.jpg"></a></p>
<p>Me: How did she take it?</p>
<p>Zeets: Actually, I think it made her more attracted to me. Pushing her away mid-kiss turned her on.<a href="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/therobot.jpg"></a></p>
<p>Me: And mono is the kissing disease. She probably wondered how many women you kissed. Well played!</p>
<p>GAME PRINCIPLES ILLUSTRATED</p>
<ol>
<li>takeaway (interrupted the kiss)</li>
<li>future pacing (&#8220;then we would kiss&#8221;)</li>
<li>preselected by women (kissing disease)</li>
<li>protector of loved ones (&#8220;didn&#8217;t want her to catch it&#8221;)</li>
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