<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Universal Truths Day]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>In keeping with the spirit of the first <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/05/07/dc-truth-day/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Universal Truths Day</a>, here is another installment of universal truths by which you can guide your life and deflect the sophistry of your foes.</p>
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<p>The louder people protest and the quicker they resort to insults the closer you are to telling a truth they don&#8217;t like.</p>
<p>The angrier someone reacts to criticism, the more likely your criticism is accurate. Multiply anger factor by 10 for any criticism of a woman.</p>
<p>If you can afford to put yourself down you have value.</p>
<p>If you can brag without inspiring resentment or annoyance you don&#8217;t have value.</p>
<p>Every woman &#8212; and I mean EVERY woman &#8212; will cheat if enough conditions are met.</p>
<p>The minute you start spending money on a woman is the minute she starts to expect having money spent on her.</p>
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<li>Corollary: If you spend on a woman like she&#8217;s a whore, that&#8217;s exactly what you&#8217;ll get.</li>
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<p>If you become famous worldwide and leave hundreds of children and grandchildren as your legacy you will be the same memory-less nothing after your death as the solitary homeless bum who dies in the gutter. May as well live in the now and maximize your pleasure.</p>
<p>The only times to laugh at yourself are when it raises your value, or mitigates a drop in your value.</p>
<p>Legalizing prostitution will reduce the incidence of rape.</p>
<p>Soliciting prostitutes will alleviate the symptoms of malignant betatude, but the only cure is the love of a woman freely given.</p>
<p>Never spend more than a few drinks&#8217; worth of money on a woman before you have fucked her. If you&#8217;re going to pay for a woman, may as well go to a prostitute; at least you know she&#8217;ll put out.</p>
<p>If you have no other choice, treating women like shit will bring you more sexual and romantic satisfaction than treating women nicely.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t get married. The piece of paper is unnecessary for having a loving relationship with a woman. Any woman you are dating who tells you otherwise does not love you completely.</p>
<p>The question to ask yourself is not &#8220;Will she like me?&#8221;, it&#8217;s &#8220;Do I want her?&#8221;.</p>
<p>The strongest frame you can bring to any interaction with a woman is the frame of <em>qualifying her</em>.</p>
<p>The strongest skill you can bring to any interaction with a woman is the ability to listen and remember.</p>
<p>The strongest first impression you can make with a woman is the way you walk over to her.</p>
<p>The strongest image you can present to a woman is one of contrast. Nothing builds intrigue like contrast.</p>
<p>Bitterness is <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/07/30/woman-hating-betas/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">created, not born</a>.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re not mentally prepared for your girlfriend to leave you tomorrow, she will be more likely to do so.</p>
<p>What you will never hear in marriage counseling: The divorce rate would drop in half if men learned to say <em>Shut the fuck up</em> and women stayed the same size they were on their wedding day.</p>
<p>Every woman has an inner whore. Pay her in the currency of a good fuck.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t allow the biomechanics of love to spoil the <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/07/06/love/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">beauty of it</a> for you. Don&#8217;t allow the beauty of love to blind you to the reality of <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">earning it</a>.</p>
<p>People are at their most sincere when they&#8217;re pissed off.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t take yourself seriously when other people are. Take yourself seriously when other people aren&#8217;t.</p>
<p>If you need to set rules for yourself, the Three Date Rule is a good place to start.</p>
<p>Indulge hate like you would indulge love. The energy of both can be a creative force, and it makes you a well-rounded person.</p>
<p>It is more likely to be true that a wife will love her deformed husband than a husband will love his deformed wife.</p>
<p>The biggest difference between men and women? A man will stick his dick in an attractive stranger&#8217;s warm pussy without exchanging one word.</p>
<p>Men who truly believe in feminism are beta chumps. An alpha may parrot the lies of feminism but he won&#8217;t take them to heart or act in accordance with its principles.</p>
<p>Your genes don&#8217;t give a shit about you. Their goal is to replicate, not make you happy.</p>
<p>You will get more pussy if you substitute going out Monday nights for Friday nights.</p>
<p>Sarcasm is the tool of the insecure.</p>
<p>If you catch your woman lying to your face, leave her immediately. No more good is to be had from that relationship.</p>
<p>Adopt a mentality of abundance instead of scarcity. It will become a self-fulfilling philosophy. In this way you will never fear to lose a girl. And in your fearlessness she will not want to leave you.</p>
<p>Make a habit of imagining you will die in a year. What would you do differently today?</p>
<p>The best way to gain perspective is to focus on those below you. The best way to gain motivation is to focus on those above you. Strike a balance.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t let anyone tell you revenge is the instinct of the weak. They&#8217;ve just never experienced its sweet deliverance.</p>
<p>Children&#8217;s games make great adult dates.</p>
<p>Pity is a form of contempt.</p>
<p>When you&#8217;ve lost your curiosity, you&#8217;ve taken one step closer to vegetable status.</p>
<p>A happy fulfilling relationship starts with you believing you are better than your woman.</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t really give a shit about the poor.</p>
<p>Condoms suck.</p>
<p>Circumcision will make you last longer, at the expense of pleasure. It is a discredited barbaric practice.</p>
<p>Women love men who love themselves. Men love women capable of loving someone other than themselves.</p>
<p>You can gain more knowledge from a Wikipedia entry than traveling to lay on the beach in a foreign country.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t be ashamed to create your myth.</p>
<p>Credentialism is the philosophy of the fearful, the self-doubting and the deferential.</p>
<p>A woman who has won your heart will slowly lose interest in you unless you take steps to counter it.</p>
<p>Make love when you can, because it is good.</p>
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