<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Chicks Dig Jerks: A&nbsp;Series]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>And not just loser chicks with low self esteem. Mexican beauty queens who have their choice of men are <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/23/laura-zuniga-mexican-beau_n_153217.html" target="_blank">fucking drug and gun running lowlifes</a>.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_2130" style="width: 350px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img data-attachment-id="2130" data-permalink="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/12/31/chicks-dig-jerks-a-series/mexico-beauty-queen-arrested/" data-orig-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alpha-males2.jpg?w=340&#038;h=512" data-orig-size="340,512" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;AP&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;The 2008 beauty queen of the drug-plagued state of Sinaloa, Laura Zuniga, center, is shown to the press with other unidentified suspects after she was detained with guns and large amounts of cash in the city of Zapopan, Mexico, Tuesday Dec. 23, 2008. Zuniga has been arrested after she was found riding with suspected gang members in a truck filled with weapons and and some $53,300 in U.S. currency. (AP Photo)&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1229990400&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Mexico Beauty Queen Arrested&quot;}" data-image-title="Mexico Beauty Queen Arrested" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alpha-males2.jpg?w=340&#038;h=512?w=199" data-large-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alpha-males2.jpg?w=340&#038;h=512?w=340" class="size-full wp-image-2130" title="Mexico Beauty Queen Arrested" src="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alpha-males2.jpg?w=340&#038;h=512" alt="Alpha Males" width="340" height="512" srcset="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alpha-males2.jpg 340w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alpha-males2.jpg?w=100&amp;h=150 100w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alpha-males2.jpg?w=199&amp;h=300 199w" sizes="(max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Alpha Males</p></div>
<p>Remember, <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/09/21/fake-tits/" target="_blank">this babe</a> went along willingly with these guys. </p>
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<p>The kind of thugs she is fucking are <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/10/21/misconceptions-about-the-alpha-male/" target="_blank">bigger alphas</a> than CEOs who work hard all day managing billion dollar companies only to come home to fat, frumpy wives well past their prime.</p>
<p>So why are you still busting your ass?</p>
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