<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[There&#8217;s A Reason I Don&#8217;t Do&nbsp;Facebook]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>South Park <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/267112" target="_blank">explains why</a>.</p>
<p>So I understand Wankroulette is the latest insipid fad. Yes, I truly am missing out on the best of our culture, and then some.</p>
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