<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Lazy Cad Game]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>A reader sent along this hilarious video of two dudes &#8220;gaming&#8221; chicks into giving up their phone numbers and, in some instances, agreeing to dates. I put gaming in quotes, because, well, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=1mRM1VwUiYA" target="_blank">see for yourself</a>&#8230;</p>
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<p>Short, sweet and&#8230;</p>
<p>oh so alpha.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s no need to dissect every jot and tittle of the game these guys demonstrate in this undercover video. This is more about the <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/03/08/the-aloof-alpha-attitude-explained/" target="_blank">ALPHA ATTITUDE</a> than about any specific game tactic or line. You&#8217;ve gotta look at the whole package, and what I&#8217;m seeing should put the lie to those betas and old skoolers who think you have to woo and compliment girls and generally act like a gentleman to get them to unfurl their figurative pussy lips.</p>
<p>Woo? Compliment? Impress?</p>
<p>Nah.</p>
<p>How about&#8230;</p>
<p>Demand. Look around impatiently. Act unimpressed. Talk like a bored teenage hooligan. Put in the minimum effort. Be a jackass.</p>
<p>&#8220;<a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/07/29/chicks-dig-jerks-game-is-its-own-status/" target="_blank">Bring the movies</a>&#8221; man, say hello to &#8220;Put your phone number in my phone&#8221; man. Betas watch, and weep bitter tears.</p>
<p><strong>1:42</strong> is especially side splitting. Watch a few seconds in when he turns his body almost completely away from her, and replies &#8220;Cause I said&#8221; when she asks why she should give him her number. She gives it.</p>
<p>This is asshole game, and chicks LOOOOOOOVE it.</p>
<p>I can already hear the skeptics and knee-jerk haters.</p>
<p>&#8220;But those guys are good-looking!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;They probably did 500 takes and chose the best twenty!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Getting girls&#8217; phone numbers is easy!&#8221;</p>
<p>You know what? The haters aren&#8217;t wrong. They&#8217;re not right, but they&#8217;re not wrong, either.</p>
<p>Those two guys are better looking than the average man. They&#8217;re no Gosling or Tatum, but I&#8217;d guess they&#8217;re easy on the eyes for most girls.</p>
<p>And yeah, those are probably the best takes out of a lot that failed.</p>
<p>And yes, getting phone numbers is easier than getting the bang.</p>
<p>But here&#8217;s the thing. Even if you were of the limited mind that game only works for good-looking guys, you&#8217;re still admitting that game works. Because there are a lot of dudes who look as good or better than these guys who don&#8217;t get anywhere near the action these two get because those other guys approach women like the dutifully complimentary and investment-heavy beta males that is their comfort zone preference.</p>
<p>The world is filled with decent looking dudes who don&#8217;t get much pussy because they got no game. No style. No skill. No JERKBOY CHARISMA.</p>
<p>Are these selective takes? Sure. But that&#8217;s still twenty successful number and date closes in what looks to be a couple of afternoons. That&#8217;s twenty more pussy leads than most guys will get in TEN YEARS of beta male effort.</p>
<p>Yep, phone numbers are easy. But they&#8217;re harder to acquire than nothing. They mean more than air. They have more potential than polite hello&#8217;s. You gotta start somewhere champ. Bitching that phone numbers are easy or that the takes are selective or that you&#8217;re not good-looking enough to tango will not get you any closer to the prize. It will only feed your need for denial.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the roadmap to pretty young poos is there for the taking. You just gotta&#8230; grab it.</p>
<p>UPDATE</p>
<p>The video guys claim they had a 25% rejection rate.</p>
<p>ps all pointy elbow syndrome comments will be deleted.</p>
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