<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Go-Topless Day]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>There was a &#8220;<a href="http://nypost.com/2014/08/25/go-topless-day-the-best-sunday-ever-in-nyc/" target="_blank">Go-Topless Day</a>&#8221; in NY this past Sunday. Two hundred (mostly) women and four hundred boobs marched in protest of those wrong kinds of white people in those horribly backward flyover states who force women to wear burqas over their nipples when out in public.</p>
<p>Hey I am all for women &#8212; but only cute women &#8212; having the freedom to display their naked bodies in public, as long as those women accept that men have the freedom to leer at their naked bodies and Instagram photos of their titties for Dad back home. But I&#8217;m thinking these weirdo cult feminists wouldn&#8217;t be down with that part of the individual freedom deal. Equal rights, yo.</p>
<p>Always with these slut parades there are mixed in with the occasional cuties an insane asylum of grotesqueries and/or subversives who provide fodder for normal people to point and jeer. This time it was <a href="http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/go-topless-day-in-new-york-was-a-rousing-success/" target="_blank">a couple of men</a> with huge, pendulous manboobs demanding the right to swing their milktits in little Johnny&#8217;s face. At least, I think they&#8217;re men, but who can tell for sure. Freaks have a knack for looking like they&#8217;re stuck in the pupal stage morphing from one species to another.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s one manboob, all the way to the right.</p>
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<p>Here he is with his buddy, in a clearer shot.</p>
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<p>Let your manboobs out, freedom fighter! Why weren&#8217;t their nips pixelated? Two dirigibles sporting flapjack mammaries is less offensive to the taste than female boobs? If the goal here is to uphold norms of journalistic conduct, these two gelatinous blobs should&#8217;ve been blurred head to toe.</p>
<p>&#8220;Slut pride&#8221; is synonymous with &#8220;civilization perishing&#8221;. By the time your culture gets to the point where women are proud for doing something that their grandmothers were proud of NOT doing, you should have your post-collapse plans squared away.</p>
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