<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Emma Watson&#8217;s Banal Feminist&nbsp;Hypocrisy]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Feminists&#8230; they just can&#8217;t keep their stories straight. Here&#8217;s Emma Watson, <a href="https://twitter.com/runsonmagic/status/514748624971247616" target="_blank">quoted at two different times</a>, contradicting herself with an assurance that makes one wonder if she has an evil twin.</p>
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<p>The first quote, from this past Tuesday&#8217;s gender equality speech (guffaw), reads &#8220;If men don&#8217;t have to be aggressive in order to be accepted, women won&#8217;t feel compelled to be submissive.&#8221;</p>
<p>(Never mind that this assertion makes absolutely no sense if you think about it for longer than a second.)</p>
<p>The second attribution, from two years ago, reads &#8220;But now Emma Watson has said she doubts she will date a British man ever again &#8211; because they are too shy. [&#8230;] Instead an American will come up to her straight away and suggest a date &#8211; a boldness she finds attractive.&#8221;</p>
<p>#HeForShe? More like #HeForHeadCases.</p>
<p>Feminism long ago abandoned any pretense to logic or internal consistency. It&#8217;s nothing but feels all day, every day, with an extra helping of feels. Watson&#8217;s rationalization hamster, like most rodents residing in the brains of her callow ilk, is 700% thigh and 800% glutes. A swole spinner on the wheel of ego-masturbation.</p>
<p>Not that more evidence was needed, but once more, from the top and with throat cleared:</p>
<p>DON&#8217;T LISTEN TO WHAT WOMEN SAY, WATCH WHAT THEY DO.</p>
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