<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Letter From A Dystopian&nbsp;Future]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Lifted from a 4chan board (author unknown), a letter from a dystopian future (<a href="http://www.unz.com/isteve/sailer-in-takis-magazine-the-flight-from-white/#comment-980242" target="_blank">via</a>):</p>
<blockquote><p>Living in EU-mandated Tolerance Zone #2931<br />
Wake up late for work at vegan food packaging plant<br />
Get dressed in a rush and leave as quickly as possible<br />
Forget to take my mandatory estrogen suppository and injection<br />
Come up at a Privilege Checkpoint after I leave the subway<br />
As I pass the scanner sirens start blaring<br />
”WARNING, PRIVILEGE REACHING APOCALYPTIC LEVELS, 10,000 MEGAHITLERS OF OPPRESSION DETECTED”<br />
Everyone around me runs away screaming, some otherkin genderfluids near me writhe on the ground in pain at the oppression field I emit<br />
Guards in full biohazard gear beat me and drag me away<br />
Get a bag put over my head and thrown into the back of a vehicle of some sort<br />
After 11 hours of torture with giant phalluses all of my limbs are sore and I am sentenced to 7 trillion years in a CIS Containment Facility<br />
I arrive at my CIS-containment facility after 3 hours riding the CIS transporation vehicle which has no seats other than giant phalluses<br />
Immediately my oppression-causing male genitals are surgically removed<br />
As CIS-priveleged male I spend 12 hours a day being treated via correctional anal-phallic insertional therapy via trans-genderal tesla phalluses<br />
Get taught to aspire to be like the great and noble Swedes who ascended to a higher plane of consciousness.</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s funny &#8217;cause it&#8217;s quickly becoming true.</p>
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