<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Spot The Alpha And The&nbsp;Beta]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><img data-attachment-id="30065" data-permalink="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/08/20/spot-the-alpha-and-the-beta-2/betavsalpha/" data-orig-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/betavsalpha.jpg?w=635&#038;h=476" data-orig-size="1024,768" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/betavsalpha.jpg?w=635&#038;h=476?w=300" data-large-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/betavsalpha.jpg?w=635&#038;h=476?w=1024" class="alignnone wp-image-30065" src="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/betavsalpha.jpg?w=635&#038;h=476" alt="" width="635" height="476" srcset="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/betavsalpha.jpg?w=635&amp;h=476 635w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/betavsalpha.jpg?w=150&amp;h=113 150w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/betavsalpha.jpg?w=300&amp;h=225 300w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/betavsalpha.jpg?w=768&amp;h=576 768w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/betavsalpha.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 635px) 100vw, 635px" /></p>
<p>Somebody, probably a girl buddy, asked this group to look over their shoulders and put their hands on their hips for a snap. It&#8217;s hard to make this pose work without looking gay.</p>
<p>One man obeys.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;"><strong>βETA</strong></span></p>
<p>One man is busy checking another girl out and can&#8217;t be bothered to remove his hand from his girl&#8217;s ass.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">ΑLPHA</span></p>
<p>Any questions?</p>
<p>Yes, you sir.</p>
<p>You still don&#8217;t get it?</p>
<p>Ok, try this. It&#8217;s a general guide to the good life. A very simple rule that if you follow it religiously will reward you 99 out of 100 times.</p>
<p>Doing what you&#8217;re told: BETA.</p>
<p>Doing whatever the fuck you want: <img data-attachment-id="30068" data-permalink="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/08/20/spot-the-alpha-and-the-beta-2/trumppp/" data-orig-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/trumppp.jpg?w=145&#038;h=108" data-orig-size="640,479" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/trumppp.jpg?w=145&#038;h=108?w=300" data-large-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/trumppp.jpg?w=145&#038;h=108?w=640" class="alignnone wp-image-30068" src="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/trumppp.jpg?w=145&#038;h=108" alt="" width="145" height="108" srcset="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/trumppp.jpg?w=145&amp;h=108 145w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/trumppp.jpg?w=290&amp;h=216 290w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/trumppp.jpg?w=150&amp;h=112 150w" sizes="(max-width: 145px) 100vw, 145px" />.</p>
<p>Stop appeasing girls. They don&#8217;t want it, they don&#8217;t like it, and they invariably give their sexual favors to men who understand this about them.</p>
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