<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament&nbsp;Finals!]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>The 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/12/15/sweeps-week-2015-punchable-shitlib-face-tournament-semifinals/" target="_blank">semifinals are over</a>, and <strong>Dylan Matthews</strong> soundly defeated Matty Yglesias in Bout 1, while <strong>Pajamaboy</strong> BARELY eked out a win over Lindsey &#8220;GayPedoFace&#8221; Graham.</p>
<p><strong>McKay Coppins</strong> waits in the wings for his chance at taking more punches to the face than Dylan Gaytthews.</p>
<p><strong>Finals, Preliminary Bout: Dylan Matthews vs McKay Coppins</strong></p>
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<p>What&#8217;s he looking at so suspiciously? Ah yes, the black man approaching him from a quarter mile away.</p>
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<p>Fivehead, four eyes, three chins, two T cells, one punchable shitlib.</p>
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<p>The winner of this preliminary finals bout will advance to the championship slumber party pillow fight with none other than Pajamaboy! I can&#8217;t wait, how about you?</p>
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