<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[president Three Snaps And A Butt&nbsp;Slap]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><img data-attachment-id="33147" data-permalink="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/02/16/president-three-snaps-and-a-butt-slap/prezgayface/" data-orig-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/prezgayface.gif?w=420&#038;h=333" data-orig-size="420,333" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="prezgayface" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/prezgayface.gif?w=420&#038;h=333?w=300" data-large-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/prezgayface.gif?w=420&#038;h=333?w=420" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-33147" src="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/prezgayface.gif?w=420&#038;h=333" alt="prezgayface" width="420" height="333" /></p>
<p>It&#8217;s only a split-second long, but about halfway through this video of president Three Snaps taking a selfie he reveals what has got to be the GAYEST looking expression possible from a putatively heterosexual man.</p>
<p>The coy half-smile and chin dip need a sassy hand on the hip to complete the picture and send Three Snaps into DEFFAG 1 territory.</p>
<p>In one hundred years, Americans will either look back on this period as shockingly callow and degenerate, or America will have been long gone and thus left with no non-pozzed Americans to look back with clear eyes on anything.</p>
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