<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Teasing Girls Doesn&#8217;t Have To Be A&nbsp;Production]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Some men new to the Charisma Arts create unnecessary hurdles to jump in their minds. One example is the mistaken idea that teasing girls is a laborious &#8220;dancing monkey&#8221; ordeal that by dint of the effort required of a man must necessarily &#8220;put the pussy on a pedestal&#8221;.</p>
<p>Two flaws with this thinking: one, teasing is (or should be) fun for both parties, so it won&#8217;t feel like a chore. Once you get into a teaselord rhythm you&#8217;ll hardly want to stop (but you will need to stop, because too much teasing is just as counter-productive to bedding women as is too little teasing).</p>
<p>Two, teasing hardly requires mush more effort than breathing. A tight tease that lands pointedly on a girl&#8217;s pudenda is likely to be a majestic demonstration of pith. Novellas and mime acts are rarely the stuff of good teases.</p>
<p>A reader passes along a relevant text exchange:</p>
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<p>There are times when vivid storytelling is the golden ticket to gash. But for most other times, <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/01/31/women-prefer-laconic-men/">chicks prefer laconic men</a>.</p>
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