<![CDATA[Act Like You’ve Been There Before]]>Not only is this post’s title great Game advice, it’s also President-Elect Trump’s preferred attitude toward life’s challenges. For evidence, see this photo of Trump taken at his campaign headquarters when the Florida results came in, declaring him the winner of that state.

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“just another day at the office…….the OFFICE OF WINNING”

Game can help you get laid, and win the Presidency.

Bonus shitlord face: Don Trump Jr.

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That is the face of a man who has tasted the sweet elixir of slaked vengeance.

By way of comparison, let’s take a look at a representative selection of the vanquished:

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#CuntiognomyIsReal

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You can’t see a photo of thecunt supporters without coming across a gayface or ten.

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She’s crying because her next stop is gonna be Saudi Arabia.

For more delicious tears, see this.

A message to crybaby shitlibs, from their God Emperor:

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PS Has there been a more frequently and stupendously wrong-headed commenter about Trump’s rise and victory than The Semen Plug Within? Every one of that yenta’s posts over the past year were of the “derp drumpf has no chance, john oliver said so” school of shallow shitlib thought. It’s one thing to strike-out when swinging for the fences, but it takes a real talent to whiff at T-ball.

TSW, how would you rate your butthurt? Mildly chapped, or all the way to anal fissure flare-up? Would you say your salty tears are unfathomably sad or bitterly self-pitying?

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