<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Portlandia]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Portland police released the fug shots of some of the anti-something or other shitlib protestors flinging poo at the dawn of Trumperica.</p>
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<p>Now that&#8217;s a lineup of LSMV losers.</p>
<p>Top left: acid tripping Happy Gilmore<br />
Top center: homeless wigger neanderthal<br />
Top right: Edwina Scissorhands<br />
Middle left: assembly line bluehair fatty<br />
Middle center: Ricky Gervais pooping<br />
Middle right: It&#8217;s Pat!<br />
Bottom left: Thomas Middleditch<br />
Bottom center: problem glasses gaywad<br />
Bottom right: Alex DeLarge, post-aversion therapy</p>
<p>When high disgust threshold meets genetic mutational overload, you get these freaks filling their diapers in Portland. Inchoate shitlib rioters, particularly the white variety, are usually sexual market rejects acting out their failures with the opposite sex.</p>
<p>If you know what to look for, you&#8217;ll see the influence of the sexual market on just about every human activity.</p>
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