<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Opposite Of&nbsp;Hoverhand]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Behold the Trumpenclutch:</p>
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<p>That&#8217;s a firm laying of hand, right there, drawing Conway&#8217;s body in for additional ownership delights. You won&#8217;t see a photo of Trump hoverhanding. In every pic of him, especially the ones where he&#8217;s with women, his hand is pressed unapologetically into waist-flesh, allowing no daylight between his palm and the woman&#8217;s body.</p>
<p>Feminists gasp indignantly and betabitches mewl cloyingly, but what neither will ever understand is the truth that feminine women LOVE LOVE LOVE men who aren&#8217;t afraid to exhibit those little alpha body language cues that speak of male privilege, male entitlement, and male sexiness.</p>
<p>Make America Sexy Again (MASA)</p>
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