<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Uxorious Male]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Are you familiar with the sound of a rhetorical shiv piercing mangina hide and splintering id-bone? It sounds like this feeble defensive mewl from John Scalzi, the world&#8217;s most foremost beta male feminist emasculate.</p>
<p>Following a shock and maul CH campaign on both Twatter and at this &#8216;umble blog <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/01/11/the-debased-beta/">belittling the remnants of Scalzi&#8217;s manhood</a> and everything he stands for, El Castrato finally cracked and Twat-streamed this effluvium of butthurt katzenjammer:</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. Incidentally, it&#39;s a thing with alt-right types to try to run down my marriage, ie, HOW DARE YOU BE BESOTTED WITH YOUR WIFE YOU BETA CUCK</p>
<p>&mdash; John Scalzi (@scalzi) <a href="https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/821477105884073984">January 17, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">2. And it really just makes me giggle. Yes, you sad little boys. I&#39;m married to a strong awesome equal partner, for 21 years now. How awful!</p>
<p>&mdash; John Scalzi (@scalzi) <a href="https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/821477549691797505">January 17, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">3. I mean, honestly. I&#39;m not sure how HA HA LOOK AT THIS LOSER WHO DELIGHTS IN HIS MARRIAGE is supposed to be an insult. To ME, anyway.</p>
<p>&mdash; John Scalzi (@scalzi) <a href="https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/821478447260299264">January 17, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">4. Mind you, if being happy with my wife sends them into paroxysms of fury, well, I guess that&#39;s a bonus? But otherwise: Silly little boys.</p>
<p>&mdash; John Scalzi (@scalzi) <a href="https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/821478862760583170">January 17, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">5. In sum: Yeah, being married to my wife is super-fabulous. I&#39;d do it again in a heartbeat, any day of the week. And twice on Sundays. <a href="https://t.co/oWnjs0DXdY">pic.twitter.com/oWnjs0DXdY</a></p>
<p>&mdash; John Scalzi (@scalzi) <a href="https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/821480769671622657">January 17, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>∑T = ∑E</p>
<p>That wedding photo is so very revealing. Megawife must&#8217;ve been ovulating on her wedding day, because she doesn&#8217;t want Scalzi&#8217;s supplicating seed anywhere near her eggs. I haven&#8217;t seen a &#8220;lean out&#8221; like that since Sheryl Sandberg&#8217;s husband set his treadmill speed to &#8220;the sweet relief of marital release&#8221;.</p>
<p>Naturally, I stuck the shiv once more in the undulating mass of Scalzi&#8217;s swolelessness.</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">It&#39;s not about being &quot;besotted&quot;, it&#39;s about your uxorious public vows to her held forth as evidence of your manhood.<a href="https://t.co/b6iW61kGBe">https://t.co/b6iW61kGBe</a></p>
<p>&mdash; ≠Chateau Emissary≠ (@ChateauEmissary) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChateauEmissary/status/821482022497611776">January 17, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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<p><em><br />
<strong>Uxorious</strong>, adjective<br />
&#8211; doting upon, foolishly fond of, or affectionately submissive toward one&#8217;s wife.</em></p>
<p>Scalzi is the Uxorious Male personified. His debased kind seem to be blossoming like dainty wildflowers all over Gaymerica, sending airborne tufts of estrogen to signal high T pollinators that their women are open to illicit dalliances.</p>
<p>The Uxorious Male is in reality a red flag of relationship disquiet. A man who ostentatiously and publicly bends the knee to his woman and considers it an act of sexual polarity-inverting rebellion against masculine norms instead of what it really is &#8212; a craven display of sycophantic shamelessness by an LSMV manchild &#8212; unintentionally announces to any spectators that his relationship or marriage is not what he wants it to seem.</p>
<p>Male uxoriousness, especially the variety that seeks a public platform, is a flamboyant concealment of relationship trouble. This trouble can take many forms:</p>
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<li>the male feels an urge to cheat, and is ashamed of it</li>
<li>the woman is emotionally and sexually disconnecting from the relationship</li>
<li>both partners have checked out and are now in the business of keeping up (laughably try-hard) appearances</li>
<li>the male has experienced a sudden increase in financial or social status and subconsciously feels impelled to reassert his fidelity</li>
<li>the woman has experienced pleasing attention from other men and behaves in an emotionally distant way that triggers the male to uxorious mate guarding</li>
<li>the male is extremely low value relative to his woman and believes, mistakenly, that cloying displays of faithfulness and admiration will keep her as interested in him</li>
<li>both partners are sexually low value and each of them abides the uxorious male&#8217;s exaggerated show of fealty because it pumps their flagging egos</li>
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<p>Dear girlfriends or wives reading at this outpost of outrageous truth,</p>
<p>DON&#8217;T TRUST A MAN WHO WANTONLY GLORIFIES YOU</p>
<p>He has an ulterior motive, is feeling guilty for something, or you can do better and he knows this (even if you don&#8217;t&#8230;yet).</p>
<p><strong>CH Maxim 88: The fervor of a man&#8217;s public declarations of fidelity to his woman positively correlate with an increased risk of cheating by either the man or the woman.</strong></p>
<p>Scalzi is not just a psychologically disfigured beta bitchboy; he&#8217;s also an anti-White virtue signaling whore. And as long as the Chateau stands in defiance of the Degenerate Freak Mafia, anti-White empty virtue whores like Scalzi will no longer be free to indulge their smarmy habit unopposed. It&#8217;s a new day.</p>
<p>More Scalzied chew-toy fun:</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">also the sound scalzi&#39;s micro makes as it enters a realdoll (male unit).<a href="https://t.co/YOMtOTmAJH">https://t.co/YOMtOTmAJH</a></p>
<p>&mdash; ≠Chateau Emissary≠ (@ChateauEmissary) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChateauEmissary/status/821815108254965760">January 18, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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