<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Revealing Zeitgeist Of The Shirt&nbsp;Dress]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>It used to be that a woman would don an oversized men&#8217;s button-down shirt bathed in the afterglow of a mighty jackhammering, so that she could putter around in the kitchen for a post-coital snack. It is a sexy look, and was supposed to be meant for her man&#8217;s eyes only.<br />
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Somehow, in the past year, the shirt dress has migrated from the privacy of the bedroom to corporate boardrooms. The boardroom has become the bedroom. There are women wearing the equivalent of &#8220;I just got fucked&#8221; clothes in public. It&#8217;s not any less sexy to look at, but it is jarring to see it all over town. And most of these shirt dress-wearing women aren&#8217;t hedging their hedgerow with shorts underneath; that&#8217;s nothing but hip bone and panty peeking out from the high and tight shirt dress seam.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll leave it as an exercise for the reader what the shirt dress trend says about our currently operative sexual market.</p>
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