<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Chicks Dig Alt-Jerks]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve resisted turning this blog into a gossip mill, but a juicy titbit hurtled across my wired tin can that I feel impelled to comment on, if for no other reason than that it devilishly and deviously exploits anti-pozz alt-icons to corroborate timeless Chateau maxims. (In this case, &#8220;<a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/06/24/study-civilized-chicks-dig-jerks/">chicks dig jerks</a>&#8220;.)</p>
<p>ie it&#8217;s all about my ravenous ego.</p>
<p>I won&#8217;t mention names, but I&#8217;m sure some readers will be able to identify the players without much trouble. Word between the sheets is that a well-known alt-right ladyhawke, a pretty petticoat by any man&#8217;s standard, had some kind of illicit romance with physiognomically-approved Based Stickman, the scofflaw 40 year old husband of a waifu and father of an Elliot Rodger who is a hero to the alt-right for bashing antifa skulls in Berkeley and beyond, (ps I approve of his actions as well, though my affiliation with the alt-anything is shall we say, peripheral).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s only a rumor, so take it with a dose of skepticism, but it&#8217;s a rumor that 4chan maultistes fueled when they found a photo of the smitten minx wearing the morning-after sweater of the smiting sphinx.</p>
<p>Moral of the story: Chicks dig jerks. All kinds of chicks. Left chicks. Right chicks. Indie chicks. Feminist chicks. Fat chicks. Skinny chicks. Lovely chicks. Lovelorn chicks. And yes, alt-right chicks.</p>
<p>Chicks can&#8217;t resist that charming jerkboy waving the stick of war over his head and hitting his main squeeze up for tens of thousands in bail money. I say this with no disrespect, only observational wryness. The Based Stickmen of the world get primo pussy, while niceguys who never broke a rule in their lives&#8230;.don&#8217;t.</p>
<p>There is only One greater than the God Emperor and his minions, and His name is the God of Biomechanics. PieceBUH.</p>
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