<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[How You&#8217;ll Know When You Have A Lady On&nbsp;Lock]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>When she gives you this look:</p>
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<p>Someone should notify Emmanuel Maricon that this is what a bangable older broad looks like. Maricon took the &#8220;half plus 7&#8221; rule and inverted it to the &#8220;twice plus twenty&#8221; rule. Way to go, try-hard closet case!</p>
<p>PS<br />
Chicks dig power.<br />
Men dig beauty.<br />
The rest is commentary.</p>
<p>PPS I laughed so hard at this meme of Reviewbrah channeling his inner Racistbrah.</p>
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