<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Bold White Prole Of The Week: Roy&nbsp;Larner]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Roy Larner, a 47-year-old White prole, <a href="http://www.ladbible.com/more/uk-daily-ladness-inspirational-lion-of-london-took-on-terrorists-shouting-fk-you-im-millwall-20170606">took on three mudfilth muslim killers</a> and lived to tell the tale.</p>
<blockquote><p>47-year-old Roy Larner battled the three machete-wielding jihadis with bare fists and shouted: &#8220;Fuck you, I&#8217;m Millwall!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>This should be the new maul-right rallying cry. Season to taste, e.g., &#8220;Fuck you, I&#8217;m Louisville!&#8221;.</p>
<blockquote><p>Roy was enjoying a pint in a pub when the attackers ran in with machetes, chanting, &#8220;Islam, Islam!&#8221; and &#8220;This is for Allah!&#8221;</p>
<p>He&#8217;s now been hailed as the Lion of London Bridge, a reference to his football club&#8217;s nickname. But like any true set of football fans, his mates have been sure to keep his feet firmly on the ground.</p>
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<p>They&#8217;ve presented him with a book called <em>Learn to Run</em> &#8211; a tongue-in-cheek gesture, praising him for not hiding when the terrorists entered the building.</p>
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<p>Unlike the demeaning snark aka humiliation porn enjoyed by swpl shitlibs, prole humor is authentic, generous, and genuinely funny.</p>
<blockquote><p>Roy was knifed eight times by the attackers at the Black &amp; Blue restaurant and bar. He fearlessly shouted back and fought them alone, saving countless lives and allowing others to escape in the process.</p>
<p>Hero Roy told <a href="https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3731817/defiant-battlecry-of-hero-footie-fan-hailed-the-lion-of-london-bridge-after-single-handedly-fighting-machete-terror-trio-with-bare-fists/?CMP=Spklr-_-Editorial-_-TheSun-thesun-_-News-_-FBLink-_-Reply-_-FBPAGE">The Sun</a> from hospital: &#8220;They had these long knives and started shouting about Allah. Then it was, &#8216;Islam, Islam, Islam&#8217;.</p>
<p>&#8220;Like an idiot, I shouted back at them. I thought, &#8216;I need to take the piss out of these bastards.&#8217; I took a few steps towards them and said, &#8216;Fuck you, I&#8217;m Millwall.&#8217; So they started attacking me.&#8221;</p>
<p>Roy claimed he shouted it a second time, and described it as &#8216;the worst thing&#8217; he could have done as they carried on attacking him.</p>
<p>&#8220;I stood in front of them, trying to fight them off. Everyone else ran to the back. I was on my own against all three of them, that&#8217;s why I got hurt so much.</p></blockquote>
<p>Let&#8217;s have a look at Roy&#8217;s physiognomy:</p>
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<p>100% shitlord. No doubt about it. His bravery should therefore be unsurprising to anyone who understands the predictive power of #PhysiognomyIsReal.</p>
<p>Roy Larner is hereby bestowed with the highest gallantry honour a limey can receive &#8212; the Chateau Heartiste Iron Triskelion.</p>
<p>Roy Larner didn&#8217;t choose love. He chose to stand and fight. And that should shame every quisling White lib in the West.</p>
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