<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Corpulence And Consequences]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know any formerly slim women whose personalities and politics didn&#8217;t get worse the fatter they got. Every additional pound added to the American female obesity epidemic is a vote added for a shitlib candidate.</p>
<p>Which brings me to the CH Sexual Polarity-Revolutionary Momentum Positive Reinforcement Feedback Mechanism Maxim.</p>
<p><strong>CH Maxim #45: If a revolutionary movement is strengthening, you&#8217;ll know it by the slimming figures and feminine demeanor of its women and by the muscular development and confident attitude of its men.</strong></p>
<p>And, as I prophesied and CH Maxim #45 predicts, all the uglies, fatties, and androgynes are coalescing into a fetid force of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while the masculine White men and beautiful White women are <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2017/01/10/conservatives-really-are-more-attractive-study-reveals/">aligning firmly and tetris-like in pro-Trump solidarity</a>.</p>
<p>You simply cannot disavow the God of Biomechanics.</p>
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