<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Corpulence And Consequences, Part&nbsp;Two]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>A fat chick was fat-shamed on the internet, but a national scandal was avoided when her boyfriend <a href="http://www.goodmad.com/4581611/boyfriend-restores-faith-in-humanity-with-his-response-to-someone-calling-his-girlfriend-fat/">defended her honor</a> and in return thousands of <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/06/15/idle-thought-of-the-day/">social media Likes</a> fell upon the lovebirds like high glycemic index manna from heaven.</p>
<blockquote><p>Boyfriend Restores Faith In Humanity With His Response To Someone Calling His Girlfriend “Fat”</p></blockquote>
<p>HIS RESPONSE RESTORED FAITH IN HUMANITY<br />
HIS RESPONSE REVIVED HUMAN BEASTS<br />
HIS RESPONSE REVVED MANATEE TITTIES<br />
HIS RESPONSE RUBBED HOS WITH CLIT-WILLIES<br />
HIS NARCOTIC WORD ROD TROD HALF-WIT BLOBS WITH BROKEN HEARTS</p>
<p>Whenever you read a formulation of &#8220;just wait until you read his response&#8221;, slip into your biohazard suit because you&#8217;re about to be splooged by toxic shitlibbery.</p>
<p>The Fat Girl:</p>
<p><img data-attachment-id="59661" data-permalink="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/07/06/corpulence-and-consequences-part-two/fatwoman/" data-orig-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwoman.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=667" data-orig-size="768,1024" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="fatwoman" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwoman.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=667?w=225" data-large-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwoman.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=667?w=768" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-59661" src="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwoman.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=667" alt="" width="500" height="667" srcset="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwoman.jpeg?w=500&amp;h=667 500w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwoman.jpeg?w=113&amp;h=150 113w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwoman.jpeg?w=225&amp;h=300 225w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwoman.jpeg 768w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<p>And here comes the PUNCHline&#8230;.the chivalrous boyfriend:</p>
<p><img data-attachment-id="59662" data-permalink="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/07/06/corpulence-and-consequences-part-two/fatwomanboyfriend/" data-orig-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanboyfriend.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=667" data-orig-size="900,1200" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="fatwomanboyfriend" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanboyfriend.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=667?w=225" data-large-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanboyfriend.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=667?w=768" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-59662" src="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanboyfriend.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=667" alt="" width="500" height="667" srcset="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanboyfriend.jpeg?w=500&amp;h=667 500w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanboyfriend.jpeg?w=113&amp;h=150 113w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanboyfriend.jpeg?w=225&amp;h=300 225w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanboyfriend.jpeg?w=768&amp;h=1024 768w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanboyfriend.jpeg 900w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<p>The funniest outtake from this happy pill sap story leaking out of femmeland was this:</p>
<blockquote><p>Following this, Tre also became the victim of online hate when he was asked if he had “lost a bet”.</p></blockquote>
<p>😆 Ok, no but really this was the funniest part:</p>
<p><img data-attachment-id="59663" data-permalink="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/07/06/corpulence-and-consequences-part-two/fatwomanbftweet/" data-orig-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanbftweet.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=200" data-orig-size="2000,800" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="fatwomanbftweet" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanbftweet.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=200?w=300" data-large-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanbftweet.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=200?w=1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-59663" src="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanbftweet.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=200" alt="" width="500" height="200" srcset="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanbftweet.jpeg?w=500&amp;h=200 500w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanbftweet.jpeg?w=1000&amp;h=400 1000w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanbftweet.jpeg?w=150&amp;h=60 150w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanbftweet.jpeg?w=300&amp;h=120 300w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/fatwomanbftweet.jpeg?w=768&amp;h=307 768w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<p>I believe this young black man is sincere.</p>
<p>The cathartic release all those reality-escaping libfruits have been waiting for:</p>
<blockquote><p>People from all over the world decided to share their views on the controversial goings on, including Bill Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea Clinton. Madison’s tweet was retweeted more than 43,000 times and liked more than 224,000 times.</p>
<p>Tre’s love and support for his girlfriend was retweeted more than 33,000 times and gained more than 64,000 likes.</p>
<p>The couple even went on to feature in <em>People </em>magazine, where their story was published in newspapers and magazines in England, France, Italy, and all the way in Australia – not forgetting the coverage they received in the U.S.</p></blockquote>
<p>Ahhhhhh, now doesn&#8217;t that feel better, losers? A troll cracked the fuggernaut fantasy facade for a brief shining moment when she reminded the corpulence collective that fat chicks are gross and doomed to rake the mud pits of the sexual market to relieve their existential loneliness, and the glimpse of reality sent the fat acceptance fupa frottage crowd into a rage denial spiral so combustible they shared a mass catharsis over an ungrammatical shit-tier tweet brimming with the moloko plus of empty bromides.</p>
<p>&#8220;Your not fat baby. Your perfect. PS GO AWAY I&#8217;M BATIN'&#8221;</p>
<p>Unsurprisingly, bugwoman nothingburger Chelsea Hubble retweeted Tre&#8217;s panegyric to his pachyderm. This horse-choppered spawn of thecunt is headed for great things, I tell ya.</p>
<p>PS What we are witnessing is the rapid evolutionary split of White America into two racial classes, the El-Aloi (pure White and jewish-hybrid globorace) and the Mudlocks (LSMV fat White chicks slapping a saggital-headed horde of mystery meatballs from the comfort of their Walmart cruisers). Some argue this is best for the White race, because a culling of the dregs further purifies and focuses the minds of the milky cream at the top. I disagree. Allowing and even celebrating the racial jettisoning of our worst kin instead of resisting the broken society that encourages their defiant retreat into depravity will have upstream effects that will reverberate for generations, infecting every member of the race from bottom to top.</p>
<p>The best solution is ending the female obesity epidemic so that a vast blight-wing enstupidation doesn&#8217;t take hold in our homeland and despoil the natural beauty. Maybe the day will come when we have no choice but to sever ties with our unlucky kin and kith, but for now there&#8217;s still time left to ennoble our worst to aspire to something better. But it won&#8217;t happen if our currently operative <em>noblesse malice</em> isn&#8217;t replaced soon by a return to <em>noblesse oblige</em>.</p>
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