Checking off the alpha boxes…

• not smiling like a goof
• forceful hand gestures
• open torso (chest puffed out, arms held wide)
• back straight and rigid
• steely-eyed gaze mixed with a hint of condescension
• feet planted firmly on ground, shoulder width, and possibly positioned contrapposto
• crotchal area impudently unconcealed by little else but feathers
• hair rising to a spire of self-entitlement
• general yugeness

This cock is here to chew gum and slap shitlib faces, and it’s just about out of gum. A better alt-right tribute to Trump would be hard to find.

What’s that you say? The giant cock was the work of lefties?

really?

and that it was appropriated from the original Chinese Year of the Cock model which itself was meant to honor Trump?

The Left has run out of creative juice. They’re spent. Or they’re subconsciously ready to surrender the mantle of avant garde revolutionary, because that fightin’ cock inflatable they situated near the Trump House to supposedly mock Trump only makes him seem like a friggin’ bad ass. Talk about meme-erang.