<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Spot The Beta]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Paris Hilton is back in the news (her reappearance strangely feels like a breath of fresh air after the deluge of degeneracy that followed in her culturally quaint wake). One of the first pathologically narcissist women with a sex tape and a media happy to elevate her to the status of celebrity famous for being famous, Paris is up to her usual Dark Triad BPD antics in this photo hand-delivered by Gabber @cnair, who comments on the sexual power dynamics between Paris and her fiancé evident in their PR announcement photo:</p>
<blockquote><p>Classic beta pose. He’s consumed with her, she’s consumed with the camera.</p>
<p>Though admittedly the bigger tell is that he’s even willing to be the public boyfriend of a notorious camwhore.</p></blockquote>
<p>Some men who have mistresses and run in party circuits with lots of willing quasi-whores are the kind of men who JDGAF about the sexual histories of their chosen martial imprimaturs. I bet that&#8217;s what&#8217;s going on with Mr. Beta Cocksa Number 175. He looks like the sort of douchebag who&#8217;s already mapped out his extramarital affairs.</p>
<p>One the other hand, as cnair noted, this is a classic beta pose by the fiancé, and any man willing to PUBLICLY announce in photographic format his intention to make an honest woman out of a notorious cock gobbling slutstress is the sort of man who likely is riddled with self-doubt and anxiety about his ability to snag a more valuable chaste woman of equal or hotter facial configuration.</p>
<p>Or it could be that this beta is in it for the money, and is doing what Paris wants him to do to keep that gravy train flowing.</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Christmas with my love. 😍🎄 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/LifeisBeautiful?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#LifeisBeautiful</a> <a href="https://t.co/DgluKUFeVW">pic.twitter.com/DgluKUFeVW</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) <a href="https://twitter.com/ParisHilton/status/945618620897472512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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