<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Jerkboy Game&nbsp;Day!]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Courtesy of Gabber @LexParsimoniae:</p>
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<p>She looks like she&#8217;s ready to admit him to her S&amp;M dungeon. A keeper!</p>
<p>FYI the jerkboy move that sealed the deal (or at least sealed delivery of the dominatrix outfit pic) was when Lex dropped the &#8220;lol&#8221; bomb. Short, snappy retorts like &#8220;lol&#8221; and &#8220;gay&#8221;, which in context don&#8217;t make a whole lot of sense nor need to, are MASS GAINER snickerdoodle flavored hamster pellets. Also, note the ratio of her words to his words: she&#8217;s investing more in the exchange (even microinvestments like total typed letters count towards relative SMV scores and the perception of higher value of the person investing less).</p>
<p>Remember, as you scan that screenshot for eternal wisdom: NICEGUYS PACIFY, JERKBOYS ELECTRIFY</p>
<p>Her: what makes u think u can demand anything from me</p>
<p>Niceguy: oh sorry if i crossed a line *wets himself*</p>
<p>vs</p>
<p>Her: what makes u think u can demand anything from me</p>
<p>Jerkboy: lol *chain texts three other plates*</p>
<p>Update:</p>
<blockquote><p>I had her over for dinner, she washes all the dishes and the ones I used before she gets over and never complains. She&#8217;s 30 I&#8217;m 45. She&#8217;s used to getting her way. She can&#8217;t figure me out.</p>
<p>My guess, she wants to land a man. Doesn&#8217;t want kids though. See what happens.</p></blockquote>
<p>Insist that she wear those cute animal ears whenever she&#8217;s with you, including out to restaurants. (This is domination-ownership move you can find in classics of the Unholy Love genre, such as <em>Story of O</em>.)</p>
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