<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Random Cat Game]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/05/14/birthday-cat-game/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Birthday Cat Game</a> is a tried and true flirt-over-text technique. But generic Cat Game is an all-purpose, any-time, any-place pickup ploy. Your Cat doesn&#8217;t have to be diving into a birthday cake to make an impression on a girl.</p>
<p>A reader gives an example of Random Cat Game,</p>
<blockquote><p>I met a Korean smokeshow the other day at the mall, instant boner but I knew that there would be an element of flakiness over the phone.</p>
<p>She dodged an attempt at date setup, so I deployed a <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/non-sequitur-game/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">non sequitur as per CH teachings</a>, worked a charm.. and this one is combined with a cutie pie element and some qualification.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m trying to balance out game with this kind of thing, since many women are intimidated by me in person (<a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2009/09/09/scar-game/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">scar on my forehead</a>).</p></blockquote>
<p>The exchange:</p>
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<p>This was a stalled out text convo (note the time stamps between the cat text and the previous text), which was rescued by the cat in the bread pic. The follow-up Game was tight, too, disqualifying the girl by asking her if she could best a cat in the cuteness and fun departments.</p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t Jerkboy Game, unless you want to call it the mildest form of jerkiness. It&#8217;s really just a  form of teasing and light-hearted self-amusement that tragically escapes most beta males when they&#8217;re interacting with women, who take them far too seriously. Levity isn&#8217;t in the beta male&#8217;s playbook, which is unfortunate because levity is a social cue of a man&#8217;s sexual abundance. A well-fed man is attractive to women because he is a proven commodity; no need to wonder if he&#8217;s a beta under the hood.</p>
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<p>PS I agree with some commenters that this guy&#8217;s text game, other than the cat pic, is pretty bad. But the power of the non sequitur is evident in its ability to distract a &#8220;smokeshow&#8221; from otherwise bad text game.</p>
<p>PPS You don&#8217;t need much jerkboy game to flirt with waifu material. Asian chicks tingle at a different frequency than White girls; asians generally prefer, or at least better tolerate, niceguy beta courting, and can be intimitaded by the type of jerkboyishness that White girls love.</p>
<p>PPPS If you&#8217;re wondering why I&#8217;ve focused on Cat Game so much, it&#8217;s because 1. it works and 2. it adopts the primary symbol of spinsterhood &#8212; the cat &#8212; and turns it against the bitter cat ladies who despise men aiming to date and fuck a higher class of women. Cat Game is about #LoveWins and #LonelySpinstersLose.</p>
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