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<p>On the fly reframing, that&#8217;s how it&#8217;s done. If you can see the flame-out coming, may as well go out with your dignity intact, the flamethrower scorching everything within the perimeter of engagement.</p>
<p>And who knows? This deport-a-slore might&#8217;ve been intrigued by his assholery, enough to take up his offer. Girls are known to succumb to the jerk&#8217;s charms.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>FastEddie flashes his MAGA Game.</p>
<blockquote><p>Can confirm. I have -Trump supporter. Gun and business owner. If you have &#8220;swipe left if you voted for Trump&#8221; on your profile, swipe left- all on my profile.</p>
<p>Had one recently message me saying she&#8217;s not sure we&#8217;d click because I&#8217;m obviously an ardent Trump supporter. I said- no problem. Appreciate the honesty. I just feel bad relegating you to all those male feminists and soy boys.</p></blockquote>
<p>GREAT reframe. Shit test passed with pyrotechnic flair.</p>
<blockquote><p>She laughed and said I just described her friends. I told her of course they&#8217;re her friends.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8220;<a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/05/10/your-daily-game-a-tasty-hamster-treat/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">I figured you&#8217;d say that</a>.&#8221;</p>
<blockquote><p>Deep down, beanie wearing soys make her sick.</p>
<p>Now we&#8217;re off to the races. She flat out says, &#8220;If you want to fuck me, buy me a drink.&#8221; I said, &#8220;I know the best place in town,&#8221; then gave her my address.</p>
<p>Banged out. She&#8217;s 26. I&#8217;m 38.</p>
<p>PS<br />
Would share screenshots, but she unmatched me afterward (not interested in a relationship with someone that brainwashed.)</p>
<p>She sent me a screed with verbosity to shame Balzac after a couple days screaming, &#8220;YOU know why I date soy boys?!!!(she used the actual term) Because THEY won&#8217;t pretend to be interested in me, fuck me and throw me away!!!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>This is when you know you&#8217;ve banged out not only the girl, but her hamster as well. A double banging.</p>
<blockquote><p>The whole thing was several paragraphs long. I responded- lol.</p></blockquote>
<p>lol. Also, this is how everyone from the &#8220;intellectual dark web&#8221; should respond to chaimstream media requests.</p>
<blockquote><p>Then she unmatched me, right when I was trying to go back in and screenshot.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s always next time.<br />
Glad you&#8217;re all my brothers.<br />
FE</p></blockquote>
<p>There&#8217;s a lot of good Game advice in FE&#8217;s story, but that profile line &#8212; If you have &#8220;swipe left if you voted for Trump&#8221; on your profile, swipe left &#8212; is killer. The best thing about it is that it can be ported easily to almost any profile or pickup scenario because it&#8217;s basically a nuclear disqualification that immediately puts the girl in the chaser/appeaser/approval seeker role. For instance,</p>
<p>&#8220;If you ask me to buy you a drink, swipe left&#8221; (this is really funny if you do it IRL and make a theatrical swiping motion with your hand as you&#8217;re telling her)</p>
<p>&#8220;If you ask me to put on a condom, swipe left&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If you have a pussy hat, swipe all the way left&#8221;</p>
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