<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[CH Maxim: The Vicarious&nbsp;Woman]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>everybodylovesscott leaves a comment that allows me to segue to a new CH Maxim:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>throw off the yoke, don’t get married and get a motorcycle. That would at least be a start.</em></p>
<p>Getting a motorcycle and hitting the gym can increase your SMV by 2 points in less than 6 months. Bike game is EASY. Chicks dig them. Don&#8217;t get a Harley; they&#8217;re for fat middle aged men (unless you are a fat middle aged man).</p>
<p>&#8220;But EBHS, Bikes are dangerous&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s what makes them attractive numbskull. Chicks dig guys willing to risk death for a bit of adrenaline.</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>CH Maxim #102: Nothing interesting would happen in a woman&#8217;s life if she didn&#8217;t have a man making it happen.</strong></p>
<p>Make a woman&#8217;s life interesting, and she will reward you with the one interesting aspect of her that she has to offer&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
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<p>her love.</p>
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