<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Spot The Volcuck]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><img data-attachment-id="138478" data-permalink="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/06/21/spot-the-volcuck/volcuck/" data-orig-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/volcuck.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=259" data-orig-size="1648,855" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="volcuck" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/volcuck.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=259?w=300" data-large-file="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/volcuck.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=259?w=1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-138478" src="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/volcuck.jpeg?w=500&#038;h=259" alt="" width="500" height="259" srcset="https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/volcuck.jpeg?w=500&amp;h=259 500w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/volcuck.jpeg?w=998&amp;h=518 998w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/volcuck.jpeg?w=150&amp;h=78 150w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/volcuck.jpeg?w=300&amp;h=156 300w, https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/volcuck.jpeg?w=768&amp;h=398 768w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I told my husband I wanted a picture alone with Jason Momoa, but he wasn&#8217;t comfortable with that.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>LMAO that Momoa scribbled his initials right over the volcuck&#8217;s face. LMAO^2 that Momoa&#8217;s left hand is practically cupping her tit. It&#8217;s all in good fun, you see, but good fun often reveals deeper truths.</p>
<p>The volcuck &#8212; voluntary cuckold &#8212; is the lowest social and sexual status a man can achieve. Even incels have more dignity. Regular cuckolds &#8212; men who aren&#8217;t aware their women have been unfaithful and gotten pregnant by another man&#8217;s seed &#8212; are less contemptible. The volcuck debases himself so completely he may as well lop it off and become a house eunuch to fat cat oligarchs.</p>
<p>The volcuck is a symptom of an acutely diseased sexual market. When you see his kind growing in number and cavalierly disgracing himself for social media yucks, you will know there is a great disturbance in the whores. The Snark Side is winning. The world has become farce. Women hold all the cards and fat pink-haired skanks can casually humiliate their neckbearded soyfriends and experience no consequences for it.</p>
<p>But there is salvation, and it can be found in the Good Book of Heartiste. Game will redeem Western Man.</p>
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