<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[How To Write A Vice Article (And Pax Tools A&nbsp;Whorenalist)]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>The short and soy of it:</p>
<div class="embed-twitter">
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="500" data-dnt="true">
<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This has been blowing up recently 🙂 I should probably upload it before someone else does <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/vice?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#vice</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/howtowriteavicearticle?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#howtowriteavicearticle</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/qualityjournalism?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#qualityjournalism</a> <a href="https://t.co/sEAmXBaT6w">pic.twitter.com/sEAmXBaT6w</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Adrian Alaberg (@AdrianAlaberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdrianAlaberg/status/1012886379724828672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 30, 2018</a></p></blockquote>
<p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div>
<p>Heh. Thirty seconds to cut Vice open and display its cancerous innards.</p>
<p>Related: Pax Dickinson <a href="https://www.socialmatter.net/2018/07/02/express-heartfelt-apology-rolling-stone-journalist-amanda-robb/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">trolled the fuck out of</a> Rolling Stone whorenalist Amanda Robb. Her humiliation is a thing of beauty. If only more on the Maul-Right would treat whorenalists with this level of respect, we might finally steal their control of the Narrative from them.</p>
]]></html></oembed>