Off topic, but an important question:
“You just want to fuck me.”
How do you deal with this statement. I’ve had it uttered when we’ve been wriggling around on a couch for another when the top is off, but bra on, pants on, all the way to when having a conversation on the street/in da club.
I know the correct answer is in the realm of “no I don’t”, but it’s a much more textured, nuanced, and layered response than that.
If you’ve hit on more than one woman in your life in a slut-and-the-city shitlibopolis, you will have been accosted by this male sexuality shaming shit test. You may encounter it during the first minute of conversation (less likely, but a pure tell that the girl is a superslut who wants to bang) or at the bedroom threshold (more likely, and a tell that the girl is a headcase who is running away from her slutty past).
Remember the CH golden rules for responding to shit tests:
“No, I don’t” isn’t a great reply. It violates the rule “don’t be defensive”. She’ll figure you’re lying about your lustful motive and are ashamed of it, and this will lower your value to her. Better is to fall back on classic tactics (Agree&Amplify, AssumeTheSale, BeAChallenge) that charge your ripostes with a frisson of jerkboy charm.
PSYCHOLOGICALLY PROJECTING HO: you just want to fuck me.
THE LORD’S PHALLIC HERALD: well, i DID, but now that you’ve killed the vibe…
or:
“you just want to fuck me”
“i’m not here to play checkers”
or (as the more open-ended conversational gambit):
“you just want to fuck me”
“more than the other girls here?” *point around the room*
If you prefer the denial response, make it an active one that assumes the sale:
“you just want to fuck me”
“you wish”
or:
“you just want to fuck me”
“look at that, we have so much in common!”
Few girls can resist a juicy script-flipped assumption like that.
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From a commenter,
“No, I’m only attracted to your mind.”
Don’t stop playing with her nipple while you say it.
LOL, this would be a hilarious running gag if you keep it up right through climax.
*pulling off her panties*
“i love your mind”
*fingering her pussy*
“your mind is so sexy to me”
*slipping your cock in*
“i only want to fuck your mind”
*cumming*
“godDAMN you have a hot mind”
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