<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Gayest &#8220;Church&#8221; In The&nbsp;World]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>A reader took some snapshots of banners at a construction site advertising the arrival of a new &#8220;&#8221;&#8221;church&#8221;&#8221;&#8221; in the black heart of the shitswamp. I had to post these pics for everyone because if you&#8217;ve never dry-heaved through gales of laughter, then you haven&#8217;t lived.</p>
<blockquote><p>Hey, man, I was in DC and saw this new church going up. The signs are so lulzy I took pictures for you. This was in the whitest and gayest neighborhood in the city (I saw more trannies than blacks). Libs are finally getting religion LOL!</p></blockquote>
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<p>Jesus hated the (((moneychangers))) enough to whip them with a fury.</p>
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<p>I would pay good money to watch one mighty shitlord go to the inaugural service holding a giant placard of the White-black IQ bell curves and shouting &#8220;SCIENCE is real, bitches!&#8221;.</p>
<p>Yeah, Jesus is face-palming alright, but it&#8217;s not for the reasons given by this Parish of Poz.</p>
<p>Leave it to the forces of phaggotry to corrupt everything they touch. There&#8217;s nothing Godly about this abomination; it&#8217;s humiliation porn for the heretic hunters, designed to allow effete swampscum to lord it over BadWhites, and if it requires dunking Christianity into a GRIDs-bath to pull out a demonic facsimile that might as well be called Fistianity, then they&#8217;ll do it.</p>
<p>I predict this &#8220;&#8221;&#8221;church&#8221;&#8221;&#8221; will have capacity crowds &#8212; for one week, after which the congregation will shrink to a trickle, leaving the developers deep in debt despite the tax exemptions, and begging leftoid organizations for funding to stay afloat, after which it will be converted into a gay nightclub. Won&#8217;t hardly be noticed by anyone, since the &#8220;services&#8221; will no doubt be the equivalent of gay orgies.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>Chris unearths the foul odor coming from the rectalry of this place of whoreship,</p>
<blockquote><p>A quick look at their website shows that that church is run by a couple of queers.</p>
<p>The “Priest in Charge” with his Dom:</p></blockquote>
<p><img src="https://saintthomasdc.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/poc1.jpg" /></p>
<p>Physiognomy status: GAYPEDOFACE</p>
<p>Someone preemptively alert child protective services.</p>
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