<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Ladies And Gentlemen, The World&#8217;s Greatest Rapper AND YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT: Da&nbsp;GBFM]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Quoted in full:</p>
<p>lzloozozozozozozoz</p>
<p>da GBFM at your serviceesz lzozozozo!!</p>
<p>“I’ve been seeing this girl for a year. We live together and I’ve still got hand.”</p>
<p>OMG lzozzlzll wtf are fuckity fucks doing with chix in your homes? lzozlzlzlz omg lozlzlzlzlzl looozers lzozlzlzlz1!! hzhzh</p>
<p>THEY VIOLATE THE ONE COCK RULE THEY ARE OUT! OUT!</p>
<p>OUT!</p>
<p>O U T OUT! lzozlzlzl</p>
<p>OMG lozlzlzozlozozolzl wft r u doing dating a chick 4 a yer did your dick fall off? Were yu chosen by Beernanke and given an award and medal to support today’s slutty slutt vampiressses cuckholders cockcutters?</p>
<p>sounds 2 me it is the latter as u have no cock lzozlzlzlzl lzzozl</p>
<p>and she made you think of another cock</p>
<p>fucktard haven’t u heard of the one cock rule?</p>
<p>let’s teach these douches somethin ’bout nbein a man yo!</p>
<p>throw a beat over this way.<br />
yo yo yo yo<br />
yo yo yo</p>
<p>now hit it!</p>
<p>one cock rule one cock rule<br />
i ain’t no beta fool i ain’t no beta tool<br />
about another cock ya make me think<br />
i’m gone, yo bitch,<br />
let the betas buy yas yer next drink</p>
<p>one cock rule one cock rule<br />
i ain’t no beats fool i ain’t no beta tool<br />
over vampires and werewolfe you ginas all drool<br />
letting their cocks touch your deep down stool<br />
then you blame the betas in school<br />
and transfer wealth for the bernanke gene pool<br />
jonah goldberg sends our alphas 2 die on foreign shores<br />
stuffing his face with dc pizza as they die in fiat wars<br />
neocon womenz repeating butthexers lies in their mags<br />
even after menopause and no need for da ragz<br />
telling young chickas to lust after vampires<br />
as they build their fiat empires</p>
<p>one cock rule one cock rule<br />
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool<br />
about another cock ya make me think<br />
i’m gone, yo bitch,<br />
let the betas buy yas yer next drink</p>
<p>let the betas pay to raise your bastard kids<br />
let the betas sign teh fiat masters marriage contracts<br />
theft in fiat inflation is hid<br />
as they swing their bankrupting axe<br />
i don’t care what last night u did,<br />
ever since i kicked ya gina out, i been relaxed.</p>
<p>as they promote butthex across the land<br />
ripping out fetuses from parenthood planned<br />
as fathers form teh homes the neocons ban<br />
the atalnatic authoresses just don’t undertsand</p>
<p>but when chix wakes up and her butt is sore<br />
it’s not my fault no–it’s cause she’s a whore<br />
as the fiat masters desoul women with butthex cock<br />
teach them to transfer wealth with pre-teen strumpet rock</p>
<p>one cock rule one cock rule<br />
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool<br />
about another cock ya make me think<br />
i’m gone, yo bitch,<br />
let the betas buy yas yer next drink</p>
<p>womenz womenz bernanke took advanatge of you<br />
you wasted your best years on vampires and werewolves<br />
and now you cry your tears cause of your sore anus<br />
stamp your little feet saying, “you betas must pay for this!!!”</p>
<p>and aging neocon women promoting butthexing vampires<br />
teacxhing women to lust after the undead<br />
as the neocons suck the western world dry<br />
bankrupting it all,m enlsaving it debt<br />
while selfish womenz at the atalnatic monthly<br />
cry cry cry<br />
cry cry cry<br />
not for you or me<br />
but for themselves<br />
not for the 50,000,000 aborted souls<br />
but for their dried up ginas and sore assholes<br />
so many chances they had to marry a nice guy<br />
but he left her dry<br />
so whe butthexed with the asshole<br />
and now see her cry<br />
and wonder why<br />
and transofrm the entire univeristy<br />
into a program to further the fiat lie<br />
to transfer wealth and wage war and death<br />
to about fifty million more<br />
and redefine fifty cocks in her ass as empowered<br />
and not a whore</p>
<p>all together now!</p>
<p>lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz<br />
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo<br />
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo</p>
<p>one cock rule one cock rule<br />
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool<br />
about another cock ya make me think<br />
i’m gone, yo bitch,<br />
let the betas buy yas yer next drink<br />
alreayd seen yer pink stink<br />
bent ya over the sink</p>
<p>and howscomes the bankers southpark never does satarize<br />
because everything is fair game–truth love honor–excpet for fiat butthexing lies.</p>
<p>all together now!</p>
<p>lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz<br />
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo<br />
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo</p>
<p>AND THREE COCK RULE:</p>
<p>^^^^ to the 24 for or so tardbetadouches who voted my “one cock rule” rap down</p>
<p>lozlzlzlzlozzllzlzlzlz</p>
<p>what do ya want?</p>
<p>a two cock rule rap?</p>
<p>or three cock rule?</p>
<p>three cock rule, three cock rule,<br />
i’m a beta herb my own cock won’t do<br />
i need a chick to cuckold me<br />
i need a chick on me to pee<br />
three cock rule, three cock rule,<br />
i love being the greater fool<br />
one cock in her mouth, one in her anus,<br />
i keep mine in my pants,<br />
and pay her bills and rent and fare for da bus.<br />
so she can club and grind, on denim cocks dance.<br />
three cock rule, three cock rule,<br />
i treat my lady like a nice guy,<br />
give her chivarly while with 2 others she doth lie,<br />
three cock rule, three cock rule,<br />
while your cock doth touch her stool,<br />
i play videogames @ home in my single mom’s basement,<br />
as teh fed fianance feminsits studies @ school,<br />
teaching her to love and bail out the butthexers,<br />
to persucte me 4 letting her live 4 free,<br />
while she tickles drummer/druggie cock until it goes<br />
splooge splooge splooge! tee hee tee hee!<br />
three cock rule, three cock rule,<br />
i’m the beta herb, teh cuckholded fool,<br />
i respect her, keep my cock in my pants,<br />
fund her with other cocks to dance.</p>
<p>lozlzlzlzl</p>
<p>or would u betaherbs prefer a five cock rule rap! omg i bet someofya would like dat! lzozl</p>
<p>lzozozozo</p>
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