<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Lunchpail Game]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>The point of peacocking is to provoke a reaction of interest and curiosity in girls, which then provides you opportunity to display grace under pressure and amused mastery when the inevitable alpha-sifting probing questions and shit tests come flying. Peacocking is therefore an extension of or supplement to a man&#8217;s physical and social presence, serving a similar function as a square jaw, social status, and charisma.</p>
<p>Peacocking doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean flashy clothes. Any unique accessory can act as an electric zapper to bugwomen. For instance, this is Mutant Seven&#8217;s lunchpail Game:</p>
<blockquote><p>I used to carry the coolest lunchpail on the block when I was a kid&#8230;</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>I still do&#8230;</p></blockquote>
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<p>Oh sure, some hall monitor shrews will object. These are the shrews you wouldn&#8217;t have fucked anyway.</p>
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