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<p>Woowee that shiv pierced the inner sanctum where little shitlib virtue signals are born and sent out into the world.</p>
<p>For more of these stone cold shivs, see <a href="http://anepigone.blogspot.com/2018/09/nikes-campaign-to-increase-air-jordan.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">this list</a> of id-killers collated by AE.</p>
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