<![CDATA[A Woman’s Thoughts Just Before They Turn To Sex]]>If the look on a woman’s face says, “Who does this guy think he is?”, you may begin the cuntdown to the parting of her red sleeve. Sometimes, she will forget to keep it a thought and blurt it out.

THE DULCET NOTE OF QUIMDIGNATION: Who do you think you are?

THE BANE OF XIRS, XES, AND XOOPS: *innocently* A choirboy.

If a girl thinks you think of yourself very highly, she will too. It’s the vajitational pull of entitled alpha attitude.

Cock and awe. If she’s trying to figure out if you’re for real, she’s psychologically one foot across the bedroom threshold already. A proper tingle should always leave a woman pleasantly stunned.

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