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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">So excited for this book, <a href="https://twitter.com/JackieHillPerry?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JackieHillPerry</a>! My wife and I are going to start reading together. <a href="https://t.co/6tRVwTV15W">pic.twitter.com/6tRVwTV15W</a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.europeanamericansunited.org/school1/Fiction/kipling/awakened.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener">The Sass of the Pupating Bugman</a></p>
<p>It was not part of their hive,<br />
It came to them very late,<br />
Stuffing their rears to feel alive,<br />
When the Bugman began to pupate.</p>
<p>They were not manly dudes,<br />
They were shameless &#8212; a fucking disgrace<br />
Till every T cell should be removed,<br />
Ere the Bugman began to pupate.</p>
<p>Their uptalk was wow just wow.<br />
Their eyes were shifty and gay.<br />
There was neoteny from chin to brow<br />
When the Bugman began to pupate.</p>
<p>It was not masculine nor proud.<br />
It was one with the corporate state.<br />
No one thought it mentally sound<br />
When the Bugman began to pupate.</p>
<p>It was usually overfed.<br />
It will puff into carbface.<br />
Through the incel years ahead,<br />
Tweeting neoliberal boilerplate<br />
As the Bugman began to pupate.</p>
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